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#342320 - 07/09/08 06:58 AM
Brandy Magnolia
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#342323 - 07/09/08 11:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Someone should tell her clothes from the ironic hipster bargin bin don't work when you're 40.
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#342325 - 07/09/08 12:59 PM
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^^^To expand on that, there's a difference between shooting amateurs and shooting amateurishly.
EDIT: Although I will give you mad props if you can prove that she's wearing that shirt because you rescued her from the Lubben Home for the Befuddled.
Edited by Jim B. (07/09/08 01:02 PM)
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#342326 - 07/09/08 01:06 PM
Re: Brandy Magnolia
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Registered: 10/30/06
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She's cute and all but I'm too distracted by her shiny-ass forehead. Someone get that girl an Oxy pad, STAT! Still, and as long as the sun isn't shining too much, 
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#342328 - 07/09/08 03:22 PM
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Do these women shower/clean up before sucking cock ?
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#342330 - 07/09/08 03:43 PM
Re: Brandy Magnolia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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She's cute and all but I'm too distracted by her shiny-ass forehead. Someone get that girl an Oxy pad, STAT!
Still, and as long as the sun isn't shining too much,
She needs a pressed or loose powder to kill that shine.
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#342332 - 07/09/08 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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#342333 - 07/09/08 03:52 PM
Re: Brandy Magnolia
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Registered: 12/28/05
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that "orange wall" is a mess 
And that sconce simply says "I'm so wrong for this room" 
Zen I dont think they called those thingys w/the candles Sconces, (I would call it totally tasteless) but I may be wrong, I always thought a sconce was a lighting fixture.
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#342334 - 07/09/08 03:54 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A sconce is a lighting fixture. That candle abomination is just white trash decor from Pier 1, Linens and Things, or somewhere gross like that.
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#342335 - 07/09/08 04:02 PM
Re: Brandy Magnolia
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Registered: 12/28/05
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A sconce is a lighting fixture. That candle abomination is just white trash decor from Pier 1, Linens and Things, or somewhere gross like that.
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#342338 - 07/09/08 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Not sure, but try anyway, though the gas there and back may equal the cost of the towels. As Carmen Hart always says, "Now that's using your noodle." No Kn#x jokes please. Just use the towels for the garage and clean up. Is there a Nordstrom Rack around? They have high quality towels. Ikea towels are the worst for lint. Speaking of low quality, back to Brandon's bitches...
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#342339 - 07/09/08 05:26 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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i actually think this whore could be really cute with a makeover...
re the towels, they're nothing but lint, not even usable as utility towlels. i used one after i took a shower yesterday and it looked like i'd just gotten assfucked by a hairy mexican. (uh, the towels are brown)
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#342340 - 07/09/08 05:36 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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You mean it looks like you did a scene on Brandon's chubaca pillows. They're the ugliest things on his couch besides the whores.
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#342341 - 07/09/08 06:13 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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yes, way better analogy/imagery... thank you, gia.
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#342342 - 07/09/08 07:04 PM
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Registered: 06/05/05
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You mean it looks like you did a scene on Brandon's chubaca pillows. They're the ugliest things on his couch besides the whores.
those pollows looks like some Hindu guy hairy balls 
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#342343 - 07/09/08 07:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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more like Brandy Mongolia
someone should sand blast that mongoloid's face.
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#342344 - 07/09/08 08:16 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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^^^To expand on that, there's a difference between shooting amateurs and shooting amateurishly.
EXACTLY!
No need for caps, she-Kurt. BTW, I hear your cover for the latest American Bukkake is going to be up for a gripload of awards. You should be proud!
It's porn, not National Geographic.
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#342345 - 07/09/08 09:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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No need for caps, she-Kurt. BTW, I hear your cover for the latest American Bukkake is going to be up for a gripload of awards. You should be proud!
she-Kurt is a new one. Are you implying Gia has abandoned her child or prefers to fuck trannies and members of her same sex?
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It's porn, not National Geographic.
"EXACTLY". So stop shooting girls with flapjack tits and make sure you brush the circling flies out of the frame.
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#342347 - 07/09/08 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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 Jesus Christ, did Quentin Taratino smack Mira Sorvino with a George Foreman Grille and I missed the story on The View? Wtf happened to her? Oh wait, Brandon New-Whore Thread, nvm..... What happened to the Valtrex Lady Pill tray/Cheezit holder? The tits on it were more sploogeable than most of these unfortunates being photographed.
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#342348 - 07/10/08 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#342349 - 07/10/08 08:37 AM
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Registered: 06/01/08
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Loc: Cape Cod, MA
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Yes, she should have picked up the face oil blotting papers while buying that T-shirt at Urban Outfitters. http://search.urbanoutfitters.com/?q=blotting
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#342350 - 07/10/08 08:45 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/01/08
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It's most likely from Pottery Barn (or from Illuminations who carried it a year later).
I've asked Brandon to take it down, threatening to rip it off the wall myself because it ruins the shot everytime, and his reply was that "It shows just how angelic these sluts really are....THE SCONCE STAYS!!!! Unless you are 'man' enough to come here and rip it off the wall yourself."
You see, dear people, it's a HALO.
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#342351 - 07/10/08 12:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/07/07
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Loc: Washington DC
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image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/327896-Brandy-4.jpg[/image] I'd still fuck the bitch
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#342353 - 07/11/08 11:57 PM
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Registered: 08/16/06
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Loc: Las Vegas
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I happen to like the shiny face. Its way better than a zit face. This chicks is super cute, body isnt all that, but it was probably a blowjob scene anwyay, so it works for her.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK about furntiture in a porn scene. Let it go people! I mean, lets say Brandon changed the furniture/decor on his set. Would you go out and buy his product or subscribe to his website? Hell no, you wouldnt, soooooo shut the fuck up about it already!
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#342354 - 07/12/08 12:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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who is more childish?
C3X crying because people don't mention his blog as their favorites or because girls and some producer doesn't want to work with him.
or
Brandon Irons with his multiple Alt-id's
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#342357 - 07/12/08 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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First off, Thanks to El G for posting that fucking picture. Like we all needed to see that you fucking imbecilic Rican Pineapple farmer. You realize you are feuding with a completely derelict, drug addicted moron right?
Ryan, get a fucking job already, any job. Cleaning fucking toilets in SF Airport is better than that you lazy sloth-ridden white-nigger.
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#342358 - 07/12/08 02:18 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^no way burglar, that is the best picture ever... well, second best to this one:  
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#342359 - 07/12/08 02:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Bullshit, look at ryan's ankle, he just shot meth in there.
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#342360 - 07/12/08 02:48 PM
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I prefer this one, actually:  Not only does it avoid the GHEYness, but I've never seen Cryan look so utterly soulless, even when he was being pissed on by a bunch of fat crackwhores. He looks even more corpse-like here than in his avatar.
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#342364 - 07/15/08 12:41 PM
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Whatever gets Fags like you and Elli G off, talker.
Jim, I don't think that Ryan the worthless crackhead remembers that he's the one getting the dildo shoved up his ass for pocket change.
Maybe he'll shut up when he starts working as a bottom for Mr. Lockwood, if he hasn't been retained already as Kurt's fuck toy.
Fail. Give ADT a try FAnboi.
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#342366 - 07/15/08 01:44 PM
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actually i'm severely pissed because i washed them first of course and so much fucking lint that came off those jankityass towels that it backed up and overflowed out of my utility tub. so i guess i shouldn't have called you a bad swear, sorry. 
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