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#342171 - 07/08/08 05:38 AM On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Desert_N8iv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction

She had them surgically removed last week.

The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization.

More info also on Lukeisback.

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#342172 - 07/08/08 05:45 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
cant i just give her 2 grand to fuck her? i mean it's way more sanitary.

Quote:

Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction

She had them surgically removed last week.

The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization.

More info also on Lukeisback.


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#342173 - 07/08/08 09:42 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Other porn-related auctions upcoming on eBay:

1. Kelly Wells' teeth that got knocked out by Belladonna
2. Camera stolen by Germey Steal
3. Bottle of Kami Andews' favorite gin with "I Hate My Life" written on the label
4. Unused condom from Kurt Lackwood's first tranny video
5. Tattoo needle used on Dana Vespoli's arms to hide her track marks.

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#342174 - 07/08/08 12:36 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
6. Hillary Scott's sphincter muscle
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#342175 - 07/08/08 01:37 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
7. Padova's Ovaries, fake tumors sold seperately.

7-1/2. Falsified Biopsy report detailing "malignancy"...fine print at bottom says Malignancy applies to patient's Personality, Ovaries are fine.
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#342176 - 07/08/08 02:04 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
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8. The Lain/Grdina Cactus.

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#342177 - 07/08/08 03:52 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.

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#342178 - 07/08/08 04:22 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
-Brandon Iron's Valtrex prescriptions
-Ryan Knox's soap(he never used it)
-Luke Ford's last shaving razor

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#342179 - 07/08/08 05:18 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.
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#342180 - 07/08/08 05:22 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.


I would sooooo by that from you.

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#342181 - 07/09/08 07:10 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.




I'd be too worried they would hire Wankus as lounge singer/piano player to go there.
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#342182 - 07/09/08 07:17 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
10. Crusty staph infected scrapings from Brandon Irons love seat of shame.

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#342183 - 07/09/08 11:50 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
El G's shoestring belt.

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#342184 - 07/09/08 12:02 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Im not a celebrity like you Ryana, remember you are the most popular "power bottom" of kink.com

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#342185 - 07/09/08 12:10 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Stay focused and offer to sell your teeth on E bay to help you and your family.

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#342186 - 07/09/08 01:27 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
at least i can get replacement teeth, meanwhile you gone need depends in a few months when you lose your asshole's elasticity

Ryan Knox Some random kink.com whore

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#342187 - 07/09/08 01:39 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
Unregistered


I hate to say it, but...

11. The Yellow Couch.



Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.

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#342188 - 07/09/08 04:24 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.



Oh the horror. Let's pity Satan himself.

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#342189 - 07/09/08 04:26 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
Unregistered


I'm no fan of the guy's product, but anyone who doesn't recognize this as an assault on the entire industry needs to get a crowbar and pry their head out of the ground.

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#342190 - 07/09/08 06:32 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

at least i can get replacement teeth





You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?

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#342191 - 07/09/08 09:02 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?




XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.

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#342192 - 07/09/08 09:18 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?




XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.









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#342193 - 07/10/08 11:06 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
mmm not realy. It would take more than a couple of 24/7 fanboi posters to make me feel abused. I enjoy toying with you just the same.

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#342194 - 07/10/08 11:19 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I enjoy toying with you just the same.




Like a pinata toying with stick-wielding kids.
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#342195 - 07/10/08 11:20 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

I enjoy toying with you just the same.





so we are your dildos?

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#342196 - 07/10/08 11:30 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You are Didos, Not the Dildos but I'll shit on ya' if you want.

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#342197 - 07/10/08 05:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
yeah, when dildos are inside your asshole, Fagarella Knox

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#342198 - 07/11/08 01:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I don't know why El G has such a crush on me. When he started subscribing to Meninpain.com and found my update, he's been trying to flirt with me ever scince. I told him I dont like indians.

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#342199 - 07/11/08 02:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
wrong my little padawan, i wont pay for watch faggots like you taking in the ass(in your dreams ryana, in your wet anal dreams)

i only bring that here because you are one of xpt's favorite punching bags, and is fun found things like that when you claim you are "fucking" hot chicks......well yes, you fuck their dildos with your asshole


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#342200 - 07/11/08 03:01 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Just seems odd that you find your personal material by accident


Your hand must have sliped on your keyboard when you were making Jack Off


Edited by RyanKnox (07/11/08 03:32 PM)

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#342201 - 07/11/08 03:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
yes Ryana, and i am in meninpain taking in the ass....

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#342202 - 07/11/08 10:45 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.




Ryan Knocks will be the obsequious greeter.

Though he offers free "assitezers", the restaurant fails the same day.
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#342203 - 07/11/08 10:55 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You are fantasizing for take in the ass Elli G?

Does meninpain.com work for pretend to have sex?

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#342204 - 07/11/08 11:56 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

You are fantasizing for take in the ass Elli G?

Does meninpain.com work for pretend to have sex?




well im not in meninpain.com taking in the ass...



are YOU!!!

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#342205 - 07/12/08 11:05 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You said that already Elli.

The fact is that you can only make jerk off to meninpain.com. It's a simple fact


Edited by RyanKnox (07/12/08 11:12 AM)

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#342206 - 07/12/08 01:39 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
no ryana, the only fact here is that your asshole is more bigger everyday

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#342207 - 07/12/08 10:48 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Elli G to man Gape

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#342208 - 07/17/08 02:37 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Ebay had accidentally deleted this auction previously but they restored it. It was a misunderstanding. So here you go:

I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay, as they were kind enough to relist it for us and acknowledged we didn't violate eBay policies! Thanks eBay! They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed! A portion of the proceeds will still go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles.

Click on the pictures to go directly to my auction! Good luck!

<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/DSC03357.jpg" width="350" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/teaganframe-censored.jpg" width="400" height="400" /></a></p>

I tried to post this picture from my Photobucket. Last time that my photobucket links to the pictures didn't work right away and then I checked back later and they did. So, I'm hoping that it will happen this time or that maybe one of the administrators can help me to post this picture, if that's what ended up happening last time.

But here's the link just in case:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209

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#342209 - 07/17/08 04:38 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Shipwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
Teagan, I love how you're rocking the medical compression bra in the pics. How soon were those pics taken after the surgery?
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#342210 - 07/17/08 11:20 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Teagan codes with <> do not work in forum boards

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#342211 - 07/17/08 01:52 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
if you cant afford Teagan implants you can buy Avy Lee Roth skateboard

looks like someone needs money badly

Buy your Avy Lee skateboard on Ebay now!!
Current mood: animated
Category: Sports

Wanna purchase your Avy Lee Roth skateboard signed??

just go to Ebay and search "Avy Lee skateboard"!!!

It's pretty simple and only for 99.99$

also my dvds signed available!!!!



http://cgi.ebay.com/Avy-Lee-Roth-skateboard-signed_W0QQitemZ290245785182QQihZ019QQcategoryZ16263QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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#342212 - 07/17/08 02:10 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
That was actually a normal sports bra but I just had it zipped up all the way, not the usual way that I wear it.

xox
Teagan

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#342213 - 07/17/08 08:43 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I got photos of Teagan today with her new boobs, and I have to say they look incredible. Plus she put a little more weight on and she looks amazing overall. I'm really looking forward to shooting her in August.
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#342214 - 07/18/08 05:59 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
History: 0 bids
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#342215 - 07/19/08 02:17 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Desert_N8iv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
Quote:

I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay,




I have to admire your entrepreneurial spirit, but I saw that the auction closed with no bids. Apparently none of the folks requesting the old implants were willing to shell out your minimum selling price on ebay for them.

Maybe you'd have better luck listing them on the Robb Report where there's some serious $$$$$ floating around.

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#342216 - 07/19/08 12:20 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Well we relisted them, just made it at a low base price and go up from there & I had wanted to change the shipping costs as well.

xox
Teagan


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#342217 - 07/19/08 10:29 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
teagan, make sure to record the buyer's name and address from ebay. it'll streamline the process for the impending restraining order.
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#342218 - 07/23/08 08:57 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

if you cant afford Teagan implants you can buy Avy Lee Roth skateboard

looks like someone needs money badly

Buy your Avy Lee skateboard on Ebay now!!
Current mood: animated
Category: Sports

Wanna purchase your Avy Lee Roth skateboard signed??

just go to Ebay and search "Avy Lee skateboard"!!!

It's pretty simple and only for 99.99$

also my dvds signed available!!!!



http://cgi.ebay.com/Avy-Lee-Roth-skateboard-signed_W0QQitemZ290245785182QQihZ019QQcategoryZ16263QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem





Skateboards have no stroke value and neither does this whore.
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#342219 - 07/24/08 06:40 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Shipwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
Auction closed at $550.
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#342220 - 07/24/08 01:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
If I had purchased these, I would frame them or put them on the coffee table as a conversation piece, especially around the holiday season when my family is over.
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