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#342171 - 07/08/08 05:38 AM
On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/07
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Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction She had them surgically removed last week. The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization. More info also on Lukeisback.
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#342172 - 07/08/08 05:45 AM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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AC Cream Wannabe
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cant i just give her 2 grand to fuck her? i mean it's way more sanitary. Quote:
Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction
She had them surgically removed last week.
The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization.
More info also on Lukeisback.
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#342173 - 07/08/08 09:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Other porn-related auctions upcoming on eBay: 1. Kelly Wells' teeth that got knocked out by Belladonna 2. Camera stolen by Germey Steal 3. Bottle of Kami Andews' favorite gin with "I Hate My Life" written on the label 4. Unused condom from Kurt Lackwood's first tranny video 5. Tattoo needle used on Dana Vespoli's arms to hide her track marks.
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#342174 - 07/08/08 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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6. Hillary Scott's sphincter muscle
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#342175 - 07/08/08 01:37 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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7. Padova's Ovaries, fake tumors sold seperately.
7-1/2. Falsified Biopsy report detailing "malignancy"...fine print at bottom says Malignancy applies to patient's Personality, Ovaries are fine.
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#342176 - 07/08/08 02:04 PM
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8. The Lain/Grdina Cactus.
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#342179 - 07/08/08 05:18 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.
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#342180 - 07/08/08 05:22 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
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9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.
I would sooooo by that from you.
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#342182 - 07/09/08 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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10. Crusty staph infected scrapings from Brandon Irons love seat of shame.
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#342183 - 07/09/08 11:50 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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#342186 - 07/09/08 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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at least i can get replacement teeth, meanwhile you gone need depends in a few months when you lose your asshole's elasticity Ryan Knox Some random kink.com whore
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#342187 - 07/09/08 01:39 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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I hate to say it, but... 11. The Yellow Couch. Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.
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#342188 - 07/09/08 04:24 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.
Oh the horror. Let's pity Satan himself.
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#342189 - 07/09/08 04:26 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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I'm no fan of the guy's product, but anyone who doesn't recognize this as an assault on the entire industry needs to get a crowbar and pry their head out of the ground.
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#342190 - 07/09/08 06:32 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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at least i can get replacement teeth
You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?
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#342191 - 07/09/08 09:02 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?
XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.
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#342192 - 07/09/08 09:18 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:
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You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?
XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.
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#342195 - 07/10/08 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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I enjoy toying with you just the same.
so we are your dildos?
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#342204 - 07/11/08 11:56 PM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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You are fantasizing for take in the ass Elli G?
Does meninpain.com work for pretend to have sex?
well im not in meninpain.com taking in the ass...
are YOU!!!
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#342208 - 07/17/08 02:37 AM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/07/04
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Ebay had accidentally deleted this auction previously but they restored it. It was a misunderstanding. So here you go: I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay, as they were kind enough to relist it for us and acknowledged we didn't violate eBay policies! Thanks eBay! They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed! A portion of the proceeds will still go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles. Click on the pictures to go directly to my auction! Good luck! <p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/DSC03357.jpg" width="350" height="500" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/teaganframe-censored.jpg" width="400" height="400" /></a></p> I tried to post this picture from my Photobucket. Last time that my photobucket links to the pictures didn't work right away and then I checked back later and they did. So, I'm hoping that it will happen this time or that maybe one of the administrators can help me to post this picture, if that's what ended up happening last time. But here's the link just in case: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209
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#342209 - 07/17/08 04:38 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/11/08
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Teagan, I love how you're rocking the medical compression bra in the pics. How soon were those pics taken after the surgery?
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#342214 - 07/18/08 05:59 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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History: 0 bids
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#342215 - 07/19/08 02:17 AM
Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
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I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay,
I have to admire your entrepreneurial spirit, but I saw that the auction closed with no bids. Apparently none of the folks requesting the old implants were willing to shell out your minimum selling price on ebay for them.
Maybe you'd have better luck listing them on the Robb Report where there's some serious $$$$$ floating around.
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#342217 - 07/19/08 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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teagan, make sure to record the buyer's name and address from ebay. it'll streamline the process for the impending restraining order.
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#342219 - 07/24/08 06:40 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/11/08
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Auction closed at $550.
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#342221 - 07/24/08 01:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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id juggle with them.
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#342222 - 07/24/08 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'd put them in my bra.
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#342223 - 07/24/08 07:51 PM
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Could some mod or Admin merge the Teagan, Hypocrite, boobs, divorce threads into one dismal dreary interlinked pile of who gives a fuck?.
Thanks.
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#342224 - 07/24/08 08:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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All she got for her implants was $550? Where are her fanbois when she needs them?
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#342225 - 07/24/08 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Like every other 'hobby', the fanbois are fucking tightwads that either don't have two nickels to rub together; or don't wish to spend them.
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#342226 - 07/25/08 12:34 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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All she got for her implants was $550? Where are her fanbois when she needs them?
Again, this just goes to prove what I have always said about using sites like ADT and the like as market barometers...it's full of people posting 'Oh my God! You should totally put out a movie where (Star X) does (Act X), I would so totally buy it!', and when said movie gets made, said posters will then download it off of some filesharing site.
The amount of fans kissing your ass and pledging their undying devotion to you on some message board is irrelevant...it's the amount of people prepared to put down cold hard cash and actually buy your product that counts. When it comes time for these fanbois to put up or shut up, then you more often than not get a chorus of crickets.
As I would continually tell tritone when he would bitch about the type of interracial porn that gets made and who is/isn't in it..."Those who pay will get to have their say, those who don't, won't"
I would truly like to see a company like AEBN spill their guts as to which specific performers rake in the most money for them, as I believe it might be quite different from the ADT fanboi-perceived notion of the pecking order.
The quandary for producers now is what benefit is a girl's popularity to them? Teagan is arguably one of the most popular girls in the biz, but I would venture that such popularity also poses an inherent risk that whatever movies she shoots will be ripped and fileshared with far greater enthusiasm simply because of the greater potential kudos involved: "Hey guys! Here's the new Teagan movie. Everyone say thanks, say I'm the man and generally blow smoke up my ass like I'm some big shot and not some socially inept little fucktard shut-in."
Again, it's bizarro world ADT logic...features suck, yet all the really big companies seem to specialise in features which can be cut down to softcore and so-called 'couples' porn...is it perhaps because these markets actually *gasp!* pay for their product? As such, the patently more 'unpopular' product is the more successful. Go figure.
If I were the head of some hardcore gonzo outfit and Aria Giovanni or Jana Cova walked in and said they wanted to start doing hardcore b/g, anal, dp, the works, on an exclusive contract basis, I probably wouldn't take the deal.
In a world without piracy, such a deal would make you more money than God, but this is not a world without piracy. The reality of the situation is that said movie would be available for free in less than 48 hrs of it streeting, and seeing as you can't do softcore gonzo, you have precious little else in the way of alternative revenue streams. It's almost as if the popularity of the talent involved is actually now something of a liability.
I'm sure Teagan has (literally) millions of fans all over the world, but it would seem the number of paying fans is a lot less. The moral of the story is that if you can't download her implants off of bittorrent for free, then they ain't interested, unfortunately.
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#342228 - 07/25/08 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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In reference to DanG's long-winded reply, I actually remember Sasha Knox telling me at Erotica LA in '06 that she felt dirty & degraded seeing the films she was in pawned off for $5 per title (at the end of the weekend). It was highly strokable to hear such a filthy, sperm-gobbling whore express potential regret for the industry she so loved, knowing that her compensation was a lowly $1000-2000 for doing the scene; but distributors were probably still making money from it by merely selling her work (read: soul) for $5 a piece. The reality was, the distributors (like any merchant at a trade show) didn't want to cart that product back home with them. Get rid of as much as possible, even if it meant taking a mild loss on the disc itself.
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#342229 - 07/25/08 10:21 PM
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There was no loss. Its like scalping tickets. Make %300 on the first 500/1000 copies and sell whats left at cost or less.
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#342231 - 07/26/08 12:09 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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put em in your back pockets and pretend you are kim kardassian?
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#342232 - 07/26/08 03:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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There was no loss. Its like scalping tickets. Make %300 on the first 500/1000 copies and sell whats left at cost or less.
Correct...once the production costs are made back (and whatever minimal advertising costs, if any), you pretty much only then have to worry about selling them at a price that covers duplication and manufacture (which, depending on the size of the run or discount structure they have with the duplicator based on volume of business, can be mere pennies, and that is including the case and sleeve) and storage costs.
Hell, if those DVDs cost a dollar to produce (unlikely), you'd still be making 400% profit on each one sold, and will probably shift more units than someone asking $20-40 for a DVD, hence clearing out your old inventory at the same time. Whether they can shift enough units at this price to justify their booth fee is another matter entirely, but I'd doubt they do it if they weren't making money somewhere down the line. Suffice to say, the profit margin only gets bigger the lower the unit price of the disc gets.
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