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#342171 - 07/08/08 05:38 AM On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Desert_N8iv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction

She had them surgically removed last week.

The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization.

More info also on Lukeisback.

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#342172 - 07/08/08 05:45 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
cant i just give her 2 grand to fuck her? i mean it's way more sanitary.

Quote:

Teagan's Breast Implants on Ebay auction

She had them surgically removed last week.

The minimum bid is $2000 and 20% the proceeds are supposed to be donated to a nonprofit breast cancer organization.

More info also on Lukeisback.


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#342173 - 07/08/08 09:42 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Other porn-related auctions upcoming on eBay:

1. Kelly Wells' teeth that got knocked out by Belladonna
2. Camera stolen by Germey Steal
3. Bottle of Kami Andews' favorite gin with "I Hate My Life" written on the label
4. Unused condom from Kurt Lackwood's first tranny video
5. Tattoo needle used on Dana Vespoli's arms to hide her track marks.

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#342174 - 07/08/08 12:36 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
6. Hillary Scott's sphincter muscle
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#342175 - 07/08/08 01:37 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
7. Padova's Ovaries, fake tumors sold seperately.

7-1/2. Falsified Biopsy report detailing "malignancy"...fine print at bottom says Malignancy applies to patient's Personality, Ovaries are fine.
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#342176 - 07/08/08 02:04 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
Unregistered


8. The Lain/Grdina Cactus.

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#342177 - 07/08/08 03:52 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.

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#342178 - 07/08/08 04:22 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
-Brandon Iron's Valtrex prescriptions
-Ryan Knox's soap(he never used it)
-Luke Ford's last shaving razor

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#342179 - 07/08/08 05:18 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.
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#342180 - 07/08/08 05:22 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

9. Gia Jordan's dignity. Priceless. Used, but good condition. Like new.


I would sooooo by that from you.

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#342181 - 07/09/08 07:10 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.




I'd be too worried they would hire Wankus as lounge singer/piano player to go there.
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#342182 - 07/09/08 07:17 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
10. Crusty staph infected scrapings from Brandon Irons love seat of shame.

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#342183 - 07/09/08 11:50 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
El G's shoestring belt.

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#342184 - 07/09/08 12:02 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Im not a celebrity like you Ryana, remember you are the most popular "power bottom" of kink.com

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#342185 - 07/09/08 12:10 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Stay focused and offer to sell your teeth on E bay to help you and your family.

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#342186 - 07/09/08 01:27 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
at least i can get replacement teeth, meanwhile you gone need depends in a few months when you lose your asshole's elasticity

Ryan Knox Some random kink.com whore

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#342187 - 07/09/08 01:39 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
Unregistered


I hate to say it, but...

11. The Yellow Couch.



Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.

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#342188 - 07/09/08 04:24 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Max has a lot of legal bills, y'know.



Oh the horror. Let's pity Satan himself.

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#342189 - 07/09/08 04:26 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Anonymous
Unregistered


I'm no fan of the guy's product, but anyone who doesn't recognize this as an assault on the entire industry needs to get a crowbar and pry their head out of the ground.

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#342190 - 07/09/08 06:32 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

at least i can get replacement teeth





You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?

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#342191 - 07/09/08 09:02 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?




XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.

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#342192 - 07/09/08 09:18 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


You dont gotta lie to kick it. How often do you to meninpain.com?




XPT is your "meninpain". You get your dose of abuse every time you visit.









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#342193 - 07/10/08 11:06 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
mmm not realy. It would take more than a couple of 24/7 fanboi posters to make me feel abused. I enjoy toying with you just the same.

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#342194 - 07/10/08 11:19 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I enjoy toying with you just the same.




Like a pinata toying with stick-wielding kids.
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#342195 - 07/10/08 11:20 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

I enjoy toying with you just the same.





so we are your dildos?

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#342196 - 07/10/08 11:30 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You are Didos, Not the Dildos but I'll shit on ya' if you want.

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#342197 - 07/10/08 05:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
yeah, when dildos are inside your asshole, Fagarella Knox

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#342198 - 07/11/08 01:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I don't know why El G has such a crush on me. When he started subscribing to Meninpain.com and found my update, he's been trying to flirt with me ever scince. I told him I dont like indians.

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#342199 - 07/11/08 02:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
wrong my little padawan, i wont pay for watch faggots like you taking in the ass(in your dreams ryana, in your wet anal dreams)

i only bring that here because you are one of xpt's favorite punching bags, and is fun found things like that when you claim you are "fucking" hot chicks......well yes, you fuck their dildos with your asshole


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#342200 - 07/11/08 03:01 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Just seems odd that you find your personal material by accident


Your hand must have sliped on your keyboard when you were making Jack Off


Edited by RyanKnox (07/11/08 03:32 PM)

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#342201 - 07/11/08 03:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
yes Ryana, and i am in meninpain taking in the ass....

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#342202 - 07/11/08 10:45 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Someone needs to open up a porno theme restaurant like 'The Hard Cock Cafe' or 'Planet Chatsworth' so that these valuable pieces of porn memorabilia can be proudly displayed for all eternity.




Ryan Knocks will be the obsequious greeter.

Though he offers free "assitezers", the restaurant fails the same day.
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#342203 - 07/11/08 10:55 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You are fantasizing for take in the ass Elli G?

Does meninpain.com work for pretend to have sex?

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#342204 - 07/11/08 11:56 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

You are fantasizing for take in the ass Elli G?

Does meninpain.com work for pretend to have sex?




well im not in meninpain.com taking in the ass...



are YOU!!!

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#342205 - 07/12/08 11:05 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You said that already Elli.

The fact is that you can only make jerk off to meninpain.com. It's a simple fact


Edited by RyanKnox (07/12/08 11:12 AM)

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#342206 - 07/12/08 01:39 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
no ryana, the only fact here is that your asshole is more bigger everyday

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#342207 - 07/12/08 10:48 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Elli G to man Gape

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#342208 - 07/17/08 02:37 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Ebay had accidentally deleted this auction previously but they restored it. It was a misunderstanding. So here you go:

I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay, as they were kind enough to relist it for us and acknowledged we didn't violate eBay policies! Thanks eBay! They have been medically sterlized, and you get my silicone implants, an autographed DVD of Babysitters, and two autographed photos, one nude and one not nude, all beautifully framed! A portion of the proceeds will still go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Cure Fund, and the rest will go to pay for my new surgery I just had as well as my big legal bills now I have for my custody and legal battles.

Click on the pictures to go directly to my auction! Good luck!

<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/DSC03357.jpg" width="350" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockStarATL/teaganframe-censored.jpg" width="400" height="400" /></a></p>

I tried to post this picture from my Photobucket. Last time that my photobucket links to the pictures didn't work right away and then I checked back later and they did. So, I'm hoping that it will happen this time or that maybe one of the administrators can help me to post this picture, if that's what ended up happening last time.

But here's the link just in case:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320274479209

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#342209 - 07/17/08 04:38 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Shipwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
Teagan, I love how you're rocking the medical compression bra in the pics. How soon were those pics taken after the surgery?
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#342210 - 07/17/08 11:20 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Teagan codes with <> do not work in forum boards

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#342211 - 07/17/08 01:52 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
if you cant afford Teagan implants you can buy Avy Lee Roth skateboard

looks like someone needs money badly

Buy your Avy Lee skateboard on Ebay now!!
Current mood: animated
Category: Sports

Wanna purchase your Avy Lee Roth skateboard signed??

just go to Ebay and search "Avy Lee skateboard"!!!

It's pretty simple and only for 99.99$

also my dvds signed available!!!!



http://cgi.ebay.com/Avy-Lee-Roth-skateboard-signed_W0QQitemZ290245785182QQihZ019QQcategoryZ16263QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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#342212 - 07/17/08 02:10 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
That was actually a normal sports bra but I just had it zipped up all the way, not the usual way that I wear it.

xox
Teagan

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#342213 - 07/17/08 08:43 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I got photos of Teagan today with her new boobs, and I have to say they look incredible. Plus she put a little more weight on and she looks amazing overall. I'm really looking forward to shooting her in August.
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#342214 - 07/18/08 05:59 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
History: 0 bids
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#342215 - 07/19/08 02:17 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Desert_N8iv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 80
Quote:

I have had so many requests for my old implants that we removed on Tuesday, July 1st by fans, adult sites and magazines, I am selling them on eBay,




I have to admire your entrepreneurial spirit, but I saw that the auction closed with no bids. Apparently none of the folks requesting the old implants were willing to shell out your minimum selling price on ebay for them.

Maybe you'd have better luck listing them on the Robb Report where there's some serious $$$$$ floating around.

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#342216 - 07/19/08 12:20 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Well we relisted them, just made it at a low base price and go up from there & I had wanted to change the shipping costs as well.

xox
Teagan


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#342217 - 07/19/08 10:29 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
teagan, make sure to record the buyer's name and address from ebay. it'll streamline the process for the impending restraining order.
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#342218 - 07/23/08 08:57 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

if you cant afford Teagan implants you can buy Avy Lee Roth skateboard

looks like someone needs money badly

Buy your Avy Lee skateboard on Ebay now!!
Current mood: animated
Category: Sports

Wanna purchase your Avy Lee Roth skateboard signed??

just go to Ebay and search "Avy Lee skateboard"!!!

It's pretty simple and only for 99.99$

also my dvds signed available!!!!



http://cgi.ebay.com/Avy-Lee-Roth-skateboard-signed_W0QQitemZ290245785182QQihZ019QQcategoryZ16263QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem





Skateboards have no stroke value and neither does this whore.
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#342219 - 07/24/08 06:40 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Shipwreck Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
Auction closed at $550.
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#342220 - 07/24/08 01:47 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
If I had purchased these, I would frame them or put them on the coffee table as a conversation piece, especially around the holiday season when my family is over.
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#342221 - 07/24/08 01:48 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
6655321 Offline
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Posts: 1166
id juggle with them.
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#342222 - 07/24/08 06:35 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'd put them in my bra.
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#342223 - 07/24/08 07:51 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
Could some mod or Admin merge the Teagan, Hypocrite, boobs, divorce threads into one dismal dreary interlinked pile of who gives a fuck?.

Thanks.

- The Membership
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#342224 - 07/24/08 08:29 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
All she got for her implants was $550? Where are her fanbois when she needs them?

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#342225 - 07/24/08 09:24 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Like every other 'hobby', the fanbois are fucking tightwads that either don't have two nickels to rub together; or don't wish to spend them.
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#342226 - 07/25/08 12:34 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

All she got for her implants was $550? Where are her fanbois when she needs them?




Again, this just goes to prove what I have always said about using sites like ADT and the like as market barometers...it's full of people posting 'Oh my God! You should totally put out a movie where (Star X) does (Act X), I would so totally buy it!', and when said movie gets made, said posters will then download it off of some filesharing site.

The amount of fans kissing your ass and pledging their undying devotion to you on some message board is irrelevant...it's the amount of people prepared to put down cold hard cash and actually buy your product that counts. When it comes time for these fanbois to put up or shut up, then you more often than not get a chorus of crickets.

As I would continually tell tritone when he would bitch about the type of interracial porn that gets made and who is/isn't in it..."Those who pay will get to have their say, those who don't, won't"

I would truly like to see a company like AEBN spill their guts as to which specific performers rake in the most money for them, as I believe it might be quite different from the ADT fanboi-perceived notion of the pecking order.

The quandary for producers now is what benefit is a girl's popularity to them? Teagan is arguably one of the most popular girls in the biz, but I would venture that such popularity also poses an inherent risk that whatever movies she shoots will be ripped and fileshared with far greater enthusiasm simply because of the greater potential kudos involved: "Hey guys! Here's the new Teagan movie. Everyone say thanks, say I'm the man and generally blow smoke up my ass like I'm some big shot and not some socially inept little fucktard shut-in."

Again, it's bizarro world ADT logic...features suck, yet all the really big companies seem to specialise in features which can be cut down to softcore and so-called 'couples' porn...is it perhaps because these markets actually *gasp!* pay for their product? As such, the patently more 'unpopular' product is the more successful. Go figure.

If I were the head of some hardcore gonzo outfit and Aria Giovanni or Jana Cova walked in and said they wanted to start doing hardcore b/g, anal, dp, the works, on an exclusive contract basis, I probably wouldn't take the deal.

In a world without piracy, such a deal would make you more money than God, but this is not a world without piracy. The reality of the situation is that said movie would be available for free in less than 48 hrs of it streeting, and seeing as you can't do softcore gonzo, you have precious little else in the way of alternative revenue streams. It's almost as if the popularity of the talent involved is actually now something of a liability.

I'm sure Teagan has (literally) millions of fans all over the world, but it would seem the number of paying fans is a lot less. The moral of the story is that if you can't download her implants off of bittorrent for free, then they ain't interested, unfortunately.


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#342227 - 07/25/08 07:45 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Outback Whack Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
I probably would have paid much more for them , but I just knew that those fuckers at Customs here would have gleefully grabbed those titties for their own perverted amusements and then charge me with trying to import two potential exploding devices on an aircraft (even if Mythbusters have clearly established otherwise!).

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#342228 - 07/25/08 10:13 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
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In reference to DanG's long-winded reply, I actually remember Sasha Knox telling me at Erotica LA in '06 that she felt dirty & degraded seeing the films she was in pawned off for $5 per title (at the end of the weekend).

It was highly strokable to hear such a filthy, sperm-gobbling whore express potential regret for the industry she so loved, knowing that her compensation was a lowly $1000-2000 for doing the scene; but distributors were probably still making money from it by merely selling her work (read: soul) for $5 a piece.



The reality was, the distributors (like any merchant at a trade show) didn't want to cart that product back home with them. Get rid of as much as possible, even if it meant taking a mild loss on the disc itself.
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#342229 - 07/25/08 10:21 PM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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There was no loss. Its like scalping tickets. Make %300 on the first 500/1000 copies and sell whats left at cost or less.
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#342230 - 07/26/08 12:00 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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and what guys are supposed to do with those implants? tit fuck or something ?

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#342231 - 07/26/08 12:09 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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put em in your back pockets and pretend you are kim kardassian?
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#342232 - 07/26/08 03:50 AM Re: On Ebay: Teagan's former breast implants
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There was no loss. Its like scalping tickets. Make %300 on the first 500/1000 copies and sell whats left at cost or less.





Correct...once the production costs are made back (and whatever minimal advertising costs, if any), you pretty much only then have to worry about selling them at a price that covers duplication and manufacture (which, depending on the size of the run or discount structure they have with the duplicator based on volume of business, can be mere pennies, and that is including the case and sleeve) and storage costs.

Hell, if those DVDs cost a dollar to produce (unlikely), you'd still be making 400% profit on each one sold, and will probably shift more units than someone asking $20-40 for a DVD, hence clearing out your old inventory at the same time. Whether they can shift enough units at this price to justify their booth fee is another matter entirely, but I'd doubt they do it if they weren't making money somewhere down the line. Suffice to say, the profit margin only gets bigger the lower the unit price of the disc gets.

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