I hate to say this but it IS easy. what you need is MONEY. You can be fuckin jabba the goddamn pizza hut, and if you wave the right amount of cabbage in frnt of her, she will eat whatever topping you offer. If you dont have money well then yeah....it's hard to ask a chick you met 17 minutes ago to consume your dna and have it digested into her cellulite for her entire life span. Fuckin Duh.
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Are you gonna eat that?