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#342085 - 07/07/08 08:20 PM
The gluttonous apparition
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Hey, here's a theory, maybe you feel bad because you're a fat fucking pile of shit loser. A coffin of dust, an eligible tombs stone. I'd feel like shit too if the closet I ever came to touching a woman in my 30 or so years of existence on this planet was brushing dorito crumbs off my double D man tits. Just out of curiosity, what's it like to be you. How does it feel to be such an abominable loser that you get choked up just looking at your own reflection in the mirror every morning. Do you think your life is going to get better? I've got news for you fatty, it's not going to. You're best years are behind you butter tits. You should have been made into soap and lamp shades along time ago. You're so pathetic you even have to make up imaginary pets. Forgot to take your meds again? But I've got good news for you jiggles, there's hope for you yet. I know you don't make much money in your graveyard shift at the green bean canning factory but even you can afford a twelve gauge shot gun, you know what I'm getting at here wide ride. I mean, by summers end even you can save up enough money for a box of shells. Drive down to Arby's and buy those 5 beef and cheddars, don't be shy fatty, treat yourself to those extra curly fries, this is your day to be king. Park your ford fiesta behind the dumpster and after devouring that godly meal it's time for the real show to begin. Yes you piece of shit, Slide that barrel into your mouth like the cock your uncle fed you when you were six and slide your pinky toe into the trigger slot. You're ready for the money shot! Don't be embarssed about your tears and snot soaking through your Spongebob pimp pants Tshirt moisting your heafty hair man boobies, It'll be over soon. Pull yourself together long enough to do one thing right in your whole pathetic pointless existence and blow that empty skull full of mush all over your back seat. You've finally accomplished something good, you're no longer a burden to this Earth.
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Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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#342088 - 07/08/08 07:49 AM
Re: The gluttonous apparition
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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better yet
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#342090 - 07/13/08 04:35 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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I used to have a roommate who had an entire shelf full of her books. He had read all of them, and believed everything they said. He was, as one can imagine, an insufferable, selfish, annoying prick. He played "jazz guitar" and gave his 10 minute long compositions (which were basically just him soloing endlessly over a dull 4/4 beat) names like "Parsley" and "Oregano", as he felt art was basically useless and these offhand, slight, whimsical titles somehow expressed his utter contempt for anything not brutally objectivist. He had an entire photo album (probably 100-150 pictures) full of nothing but photos of himself and his dog. This was normal to him. He never got drunk, as that would dull his vicious, cruel edge and if he relaxed someone would usurp his place on the giant Jewish totem pole of life. Both his mother and father were Jewish, but he denied being a Jew. He was a biology major in college, which he secretly felt was a failing as the men in his family were traditionally either lawyers or doctors, and he couldn't bring himself to be either. His father paid for his college education, but controlled the money ruthlessly, and he had to scrounge and pinch and scrape in order to scare up $10 for a bad bottle of red wine, which he would drink slowly while trying to look cultivated. Afterwards he would place the wine bottles on his bookshelves next to his collection of Greek and Roman classics, most of which he had never read...and the ones he HAD read he didn't understand. He was fond of quoting Nietzsche, mostly in order to justify his selfish, greedy, annoying mannerisms and habits. He only listened to art fag rock, shoegazer stuff, postpunk, and jazz. For my birthday once he bought me a beret (it was some kind of private joke which he didn't bother to let me in on, he just kept giggling) and, because he was too lazy to wrap it, just threw it in my lap while I was watching a Kung Fu movie. He used to wander around the townhouse we shared without his shirt on, strumming his acoustic guitar, playing scales, and composing impromptu dedications to "sunlight" or "Oatmeal."
I used to cum in his apple juice.
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Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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#342091 - 07/13/08 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I think I dated that guy in high school.
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