Might be....maybe....possibly.....etc.
Sir, you already are a zero. Nothing. Bupkis. Devoid of value. Most people don't take the term "Go potty" as career advice but you are unique if nothing else.

Now please GO POTTY! The adults want to discuss Hollywood hookers. Have the last word if you must but please don't come out of the crapper after that. A scented candle would also be appreciated.