If you haven't heard this before, feel free to confirm it on your "wiki", Sicky:
Male pattern baldness is associated with higher than average levels of testosterone, the hormone chiefly responsible for strength, virility and aggression.

I hope your new $100,000 BMW has better drive than your lackluster sex drive. If getting paid to break mops off in dudes' asses is your idea of a good time, I'd say you are "acting out" to compensate for a lower-than-average libido.

Gia....more info on the hooker, please. Is she height/weight proportionate?