Tsk. Tsk. You obviously haven't been to downtown LA....near the Greyhound terminal and skid row area. Now do I have to write your follow up joke, too, or would you just like to continue being a moron?


Remind me not to go car shopping with you:
have2cit to salesman: Says here the car costs $19,999 but I saw one just like it in The Fast and the Furious that looked nearly like it. I heard it was worth $150,000 so I am just going to split the difference with you and pay you $100,000, ok?

Salesman: P-p-pardon me, Sir?

have2cit: I know the price of cars just as well as I know the price of a phone call in Los Angeles. You can't get one past me, pardner. Yee haw!!!!!

salesman: Sir!!! Oh my!!! How generous of you!! But...uh...the difference is actually $130,000. If you split it, you would pay only $85,000 total. I'll waive the tax.

have2cit: My final and best offer, sir, is $100,000. Take it or leave it.