This place is hookers and their johns, runaway teens, and homeless people. While the kind ppl at Melrose Mac are fixing my computer, I've been using the world's most jankity internet cafe. Yesterday a girl in cut-offs sat alone at a computer and some guy asked if she knew someone. She says, "He's the one who brought me out here." Then her phone rings and she spends 20 mins in the bathrom, calls back, and says, "Ok, I freshened up. Can you come get me?" Then some other girl comes in and accuses her of stealing her lotion and calls her an ashy bitch.
Right now, a guy is threatening to fight a girl's pimp for not treating her like a lady. The girl is telling them both to shut up. She's posting on Craigslist and texting. The pimp is a white guy in a Men's Warehouse clearance suit shouting, "I DO HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR WOMEN." The girl is a very attractive black girl, but apparently she does incalls at the one guy's place but not the pimp's.
I just covered my screen in a panic. "Excuse me..." It was the attractive black girl hooker asking me for a quarter.
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