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hey burg, speaking of reindeer, how are clarice and rudy the bukkake reindeer doing? do they miss their mama?

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I dunno, all they do is fuck and make jelly beans in my closet with all the other x-mas shit. I had to banish them to the closet when Clarice kept demanding Rudolph jerk off into her mouth when I had guests over, like the IRS, Father Drew the local catholic priest collecting for the poor and his lawyers fees, and my Mom.