Hermie: "You need to Sharpen your horns into pointed instruments of death, stop combing your fur for a week, and get hit by a out-of-control Tatoo Needle that is flailing around like a snake in a mongoose's grip. Otherwise you have no chance, she just digs totally Bad-ass delinquent reindeer."

Rudolph: "But Hermie, I'd fuck her in the ass, I really would!! Oh forget it, Let's go find some hookers, how much money you got on you?"