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#341674 - 07/06/08 07:01 PM NPO (New Porn Order)
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http://www.newpornorder.com/

"New Porn Order Challenges All Comers
By: Mike Albo
There’s always been a not-so-subtle link between porn and pro wrestling: the over-the-top characters, the “reality” of so much of the action, the feuds and the us-against-world mentality. Craig Valentine and Summer Haze have taken this to the logical extreme with their company New Porn Order or NPO. Taking time out from the hectic pace of AEE 2007, Valentine explained the venture. “Do you remember the WCW?” he asked. “Remember The New World Order? It was the old wrestlers that everyone had supposedly forgotten about in favor of the newer faces, but they re-took the wrestling world? Aren’t there some similar parallels to our business?” Valentine drops in some of his credentials. “I’ve been doing this for 15 years now. Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Teri Weigel…they all paved the way for what’s happening now. Where’s Jim South now? Retired because all the young punks ran him out of business. Our feeling is that we started it, and now we’re going to finish it. We started NPO and we’re bringing back all the old stars. They’ll be side-by-side with the new stars, but the new stars will respect the old stars.” Valentine explained the genesis of NPO. “It started when Summer Haze and I did a radio show with Ron Jeremy,” he said. “We invited some new stars out of Miami to appear. And these new girls were being nasty to Ron, calling him fat and old. But they needed to respect him as a legend. And that caused us to start New Porn Order.” What are they doing? Trying to shake the status quo. “We’re all about reality porn parodies,” explained Valentine. “We just shot one called The Not So Simple Porn Life and another one called Dawg the Booty Hunter where we ran around Porn Valley arresting porn stars. You name it, we’re doing a parody of it.”"

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#341675 - 07/06/08 08:00 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Craig Valentine is a "champion"...... the only way he can be a chapion is because he is the owner of the wrestling promotion




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#341676 - 07/06/08 08:20 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Florida? Really?

Go fucking figure...

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#341677 - 07/06/08 08:34 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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#341678 - 07/06/08 08:37 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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This is faggotry of the highest order. Speaking of which, anyone else think Valentine's looking a bit more lavender than usual?



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#341679 - 07/07/08 12:15 AM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 10/21/05
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What are they doing? Trying to shake the status quo. “We’re all about reality porn parodies,” explained Valentine. “We just shot one called The Not So Simple Porn Life and another one called Dawg the Booty Hunter where we ran around Porn Valley arresting porn stars. You name it, we’re doing a parody of it.




Will Ryder called...he wants his schtick back.

Thoughts on the wrestling flyer:

Scorpio? As in '2 Cold Scorpio'?

In a wrestling promotion aimed at a porn-literate crowd, ATM may not be the wisest choice of name.

Vampire Warrior, AKA 'Gangrel'? Bull Buchannon too...WWE rejects assemble!!!

There's no picture, but my sixth sense tells me Jerrelle Clark may very well be African-American. It's just an intuition I have...

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#341680 - 07/07/08 03:23 AM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 09/07/05
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If Dawg the Booty Hunter has a scene where a guy fucks a hot black chick's ass while Dawg calls her the N word then lives the rest of his life in poverty, I'm buying it.
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#341681 - 07/07/08 04:16 AM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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In Dog We Trust.


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#341682 - 07/07/08 04:42 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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#341683 - 07/07/08 10:32 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 05/18/08
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If Dawg the Booty Hunter has a scene where a guy fucks a hot black chick's ass while Dawg calls her the N word then lives the rest of his life in poverty, I'm buying it.




People still buy porn?

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#341684 - 07/08/08 10:53 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
NotLuke Offline
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Registered: 07/01/08
Posts: 37
This was old news when it came out in AVN in May 08. Craig has torn Summer apart saying she is a drug addict and spent all their money on drugs, and he is divorcing her. Also this a typical Valentine press release-overhype and misspelling. But truthfully who really cares about this farce anyway......

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#341685 - 07/09/08 06:27 AM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
steve5748 Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 26
congrats you friggin' moron on this reply. First it was an article that ran in AVN not a press release. He torn Summer apart? Are you serious she was a strung out drugged out leach who stole money! The best way to find out whether this will work is when the DVD is released, he's got sopme of the top male talent in porn involved and is now getting some top female names interested. Before you guys bash give him and the concept a chance.

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#341686 - 07/11/08 01:20 AM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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All I am saying is that Craig should hire someone to do the press releases....someone with dyslexia should know this.

However Craig must be able to spit some huge game....Ashlynn Brooke working with them now.....you would have thought she would have learned about the horrors of South Florida coming from Eli's NO Alternative Modeling stock. But then again she must be on a level of stupidly of pervious NPO folk like Mary Carey…..a real genus or so she says.

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#341687 - 07/11/08 09:23 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Even more disturbing is that Evan Stone is all geeked out by teaming up with him; and they are facing he formerally known as Too Cold Scorpio (aka Flash Funk).

I'm not sure, but I think Sean Casey is an OPW dropout. If it's the same guy, I saw him hanging with WWE's Jimmy Wang Yang at the AEE this past January.

Gangrel was another one sitting at a porn booth during AEE, and OWW shows one of his aka's as Vampire Warrior:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/g/gangrel.php

If nothing else, freaks unite. OWW cites him as being married to Luna Vachon - the former valet of the late Bam Bam Bigelow.
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#341688 - 07/18/08 02:10 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Before you guys bash give him and the concept a chance.



He deserves to be bashed for his shitty porn, so why not bash him for this "concept" because Rob Black tried and failed at this stuff already.
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#341689 - 07/22/08 05:11 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#341690 - 07/22/08 06:00 PM Re: NPO (New Porn Order)
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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If Dawg the Booty Hunter has a scene where a guy fucks a hot black chick's ass while Dawg calls her the N word then lives the rest of his life in poverty, I'm buying it.




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