Future-Ex-Mrs-Frsted-Tips blames it on Madonna brainwashing him with Kaballah.
ergo:
A-Rod's favorite play: The Kaballah Monologues
Favorite Cartoon: I 'tawt I 'taw a Kaballah Tat!
Favorite Soprano's Character: Big Kaballah
Second Favorite: Kaballah Malenga
Favorite Tree: Kaballah Willow
Favorite Bond Girl: Kaballah Galore