Good old ultra-tan Charlie! Looks like he is on tap to be McSame's VP choice but for one problem - he's gayer than Tom Cruise. So guess what - all of a sudden, he's getting married. What a stroke of luck!

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/state/article659439.ece

No, no, no...

Spongey, this was worked out months ago:

Mitt's got the VP nod

Rudy's his AG-designate

Crist... well, he gets to keep an eye out for any dangerous raft-riding six year olds. Oh, and to make sure no degenerates in Cowboy Hats sell any confounded smut.

Okay - but where does that leave Fuckabee?

And I hope someone has told Charlie about this plan. He's bound to be dissapointed to find out after the fact that he actually had to kiss a girl in his quest for VPdom.

Back in the closet with Lindsay Graham. Or so I heard...