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#341428 - 07/05/08 08:44 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Jessica may not be in Jim's Penthouse magazine anytime soon but she is beautiful on her cum-stained inside. Live and let live, of course, but I'll take the homeliest woman over the hottest transexual any day of the week, Christian. Call it vanity, but I don't want Vanity.
This is a dude. No matter how many average women I shoot, you will never see any other guy but me on www.loadmymouth.com.
Yeah, yeah, I know there's that dude who allegedly had a baby recently but the basic criteria are: 1. female; and 2. swallower. I believe I have stayed true to my perversion so far. Only time will tell if this will work or not but the site does well.
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#341431 - 07/05/08 10:02 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Yet, performing with you, Brandon, is a form of dying.
Irony.
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#341432 - 07/05/08 10:07 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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this one looks dead already on the outside and it goes without saying she's already dead on the inside.
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#341435 - 07/06/08 04:59 AM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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3 to 1 says Brandon gets a call from Sal MckVey in the next week wanting to shoot. 2-1/2 to 1 Brandon accepts when Sal Shows up in Drag on his knees mouth open, tongue out. Jesus I just made myself sick
I like Brandon's defense here though, at least he's sure of his convictions. Like Skeeter.
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#341437 - 07/06/08 12:16 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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BI is the "Gangster of Herp." He's like a missionary, spreading his "love" to any hitchhiker he may find between here and Barstow. Self control has nothing to do with it. It's his mission.
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#341443 - 07/07/08 12:30 AM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Back on topic, I would NOT fuck this: But I WOULD I'd fuck THIS: (I'm wearing the crown of redundancy tonight, yeah, SFW)
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#341445 - 07/07/08 06:21 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Ok, that's great, but porn consumers don't. They're spending their hard earned money. They have every right to demand decent looking girls- even of the everyday variety. There's a niche for 'real girls,' but this is porn. Riley fits that niche. So does Jessie Alba. THIS monster doesn't fit that niche. Hell, her afro won't even fit a hat. I guess you don't care about making money.
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#341451 - 07/07/08 10:39 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 43
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Back on topic, I would NOT fuck this:
I'm sure even with closed eyes i could not get a woody for this skank. tell me you had a pimple faced standin for this scene
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#341452 - 07/07/08 11:39 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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Registered: 05/18/08
Posts: 11
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Quote:
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Back on topic, I would NOT fuck this:
I'm sure even with closed eyes i could not get a woody for this skank. tell me you had a pimple faced standin for this scene
That old hag is so gross...I'd let her blow me though.
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#341455 - 07/08/08 08:34 PM
Re: Jessica Drew
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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This is one fugly bitch that's for sure.
However, I remember what my grandpappy always said when he was drunk.....
"Son, ALL women are good looking with a dick in their mouth....especially if it's YOURS."
But somehow, I think even grandpappy might question this one.
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