She looks like someone from the Real World because she is from the real world.

Some of you nerds are taking jobs as pizza delivery boys just in hopes of fucking Nikki Benz (or someone else out of our collective league) when she answers the door to pay you for a 12" pepperoni. Let's get this straight: You don't have anything that is 12" except a ruler, Nikki Benz doesn't eat pizza very often, and Brazzers lied to you about delivery guys getting laid.

Sorry to burst your bubble. Now go calculate your mileage allowance and for God's sakes take that stupid sign off your car door.

Gia, you're only angry because you have Domino's on speed dial but every delivery guy who has come to your door backed away at the sight of floor-to-ceiling pizza boxes, some still steaming. Here's what you did wrong:
1. Don't answer the door naked. It's too forward and scares the young "studs." Be cool. Watch more 70's porn to see the timeless art of seduction.
2. Pay in cash instead of using a credit card. That old trick about handing the dude your card, bending over, spreading your ass and saying, "Swipe it!" can get misinterpreted as "Wipe it." I know you benefit either way but confusion arises and the fight or flight response kicks in....usually towards flight.
3. Stop ordering extra garlic and onions. Your breath reeks.
4. Masturbating with stale Twisty Bread sticks....well, that's just wrong. They are not dildos, woman.
5. Wearing pepperoni slices as pasties and going to work at the Wet Spot isn't a good way to spend your off hours. Get a hobby.