If you read comic books, you'll know that Jessica Drew is the original Spider Woman from Marvel. Well, Jessica is a cocksucker and cum eater, too, it turns out. Her super power is sucking dudes off and slapping her ass cheeks against their balls. She's a prime candidate for Justin Slayer's Mami Culo Grande (Muy Grande Edition).

will Brandon pay for my monitor that just cracked?

Sir, you can plainly see it takes 2 hands to open Jessica's ass. It's massive. We all just orbit around it. I am sorry for your monitor but you have to accept that she is a force of nature. She is in her own universe because of that glorious fat ass of hers. Kim Kardashian is jealous.

bubonic plague was a force of nature too.

speaking of diseases that have destroyed millions of lives - what is this herp talk i am hearing?

Mr. Irons: -2. Stupid hair & legs like an elephant.

Good luck next time.

freeloader: She's +2, sir. Great cocksucker and she swallows without saying the words, "That's extra."

DISGUSTING!!!! It's official- you will shoot ANYTHING.

This is an all time low even for you, Brandon. OK, sometimes guys like a variety but there is NOTHING attractive about this beast. There is something wrong with you. Are you that desparate for updates?

Brandon Iron- House of Spam.

Bi may as well be a penny per click werbMaster.
The fucken lowlifes work speaks for itself.


Its just a matter of time before he gets the boot and he and Cumstar..err I mean Monstar share a server.

clicky for Jessica That is all

I spew for you! Don't abandon me in my hour of need. Really.

Her face isn't attractive, although her ass is somehow like the one of Alexis Texas or Brianna Love when it comes to volume. If you've ever seen any BTS footage with them, then you could agree that their asses look a lot better and more fuckable when they are in doggy and the lighting is right. If they aren't, they look almost as bad as Jessica Drew's in the first pic. Light that whore up.

It takes 2 human hands to lift one cheek! C'mon! That's a massive piece of meat.

Let us show some love for Jessica, since "phat-bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round". She definitely has that Alexis Texas-tye ass going in her favor.

she looks like irene from real world seattle. i so shouldn't know that, sigh.

She looks like someone from the Real World because she is from the real world.

Some of you nerds are taking jobs as pizza delivery boys just in hopes of fucking Nikki Benz (or someone else out of our collective league) when she answers the door to pay you for a 12" pepperoni. Let's get this straight: You don't have anything that is 12" except a ruler, Nikki Benz doesn't eat pizza very often, and Brazzers lied to you about delivery guys getting laid.

Sorry to burst your bubble. Now go calculate your mileage allowance and for God's sakes take that stupid sign off your car door.

Gia, you're only angry because you have Domino's on speed dial but every delivery guy who has come to your door backed away at the sight of floor-to-ceiling pizza boxes, some still steaming. Here's what you did wrong:
1. Don't answer the door naked. It's too forward and scares the young "studs." Be cool. Watch more 70's porn to see the timeless art of seduction.
2. Pay in cash instead of using a credit card. That old trick about handing the dude your card, bending over, spreading your ass and saying, "Swipe it!" can get misinterpreted as "Wipe it." I know you benefit either way but confusion arises and the fight or flight response kicks in....usually towards flight.
3. Stop ordering extra garlic and onions. Your breath reeks.
4. Masturbating with stale Twisty Bread sticks....well, that's just wrong. They are not dildos, woman.
5. Wearing pepperoni slices as pasties and going to work at the Wet Spot isn't a good way to spend your off hours. Get a hobby.

You know, if you put even a third of the energy you expend defending your skanks into finding decent looking Whores we wouldn't be having this debate.

Ah, therein lies the rub. It doesn't matter who I shoot. When stars like Amber Lynn are derided by no-balls goofballs who weren't even born when she was already a big star, I know it's best to stick with the master plan. 3 blowjobs per week for eternity. Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

I'm 38. She was OK back in the day. Now, well...

...she's working for you.


Nuff said.

Careful....your jealousy is showing. Relax, dude. I'm just a fan who did what I had to do to pursue this dream. It's not for everyone.

Thinly-veiled anger is not the way to go. Everyone ages, you included. I think it's wonderful that women in their 40s can earn a living eating cum.

Armchair psychologists would say you have unresolved mother issues. Not me, of course. Armchair psychologists.

Yeah, I'm gellus alright.

And "angry"

And, according to certain politicians, "bitter."

Funny how I'm not any of those things when you actually post a decent looking wench. Like that Alba chick.

Why don't you just man up and find some better whores?


A third of the energy, BI. that's all it takes...

Sir, you are an overly nitpicky shopper in the porn grocery store. You find blemishes and imperfections on each and every piece of produce. All I am doing is taking ordinary women and turning them into cum eating whores. Some are in their first week in the business. Others, like Amber, have years of experience. It's all about variety. Embrace it....or ogle the photoshopped pics of the pornbots out there doing the same scene over and over and over again.

Give me 3 suggestions.....
1/3 the energy, my ass...

No. No. No.
3 suggestions for girls you think are acceptable. The catch is I get to shoot them in their street clothes and they do their own makeup. That's fair. That's what they look like when they go out.

3 girls. They must not be under contract. They must be in the Los Angeles area. They must be avilable. They must swallow. (The list is shortening....)

You can shoot them in whatever clothes or lack thereof you like, BI. The point is that you've been posting a lot of skanks...


...and it's not my job to help you find better. You know this. Now man up and go do it.

I didn't say it's your job. I was asking for your suggestions.....and you have none. Beautiful.....just like the young ladies I shoot.

I gave you the best suggestions you'll ever get. You're just too cheap/stupid/stubborn/infected to listen.

You are not a good life coach, Coach.

1. Stop trolling the bus stations
-- None of the women come from bus stations. They cannot afford to take the bus. Even if they can pay for it, they choose to pay drivers to chauffeur them around. DUIs, suspended licenses, no licenses, crashed cars, repossessed cars, etc. Whereas a guy would take public transportation to go to a job, very few porn women would do so.

Your point is that the women are low class and I respectfully disagree. In the last 2 weeks, www.loadmymouth.com offered Samantha Sin, Allie Foster, Taylor Mae, Alianna Love, Dylan, and Annette Schwarz. These women work for everyone. They are great performers. I like to add in some fresh faces, too, so that my site is not a clone of every other site out there.

2. Stop trolling Craigslist
-- A few have come from Craigslist, it's true.

3. Stop trolling the retirement homes
-- I rarely shoot MILF-types but I have always been a big fan of Amber Lynn. She earns a high rate but is absolutely worth it.

Bonus Suggestion: Spend some goddamn coin on some decent looking whores
-- I spend thousands per month, sir. Consider the fact that I shoot 3 of the sites in the 50 site network yet mine consistently convert in the top 5. Am I fooling that many people? Are most guys miskeying their keyboards and hitting "join" inadvertently? I don't think so. I think there are a lot of guys out there who prefer real over fake.

Everyone knows that Zimbabwe's currency is dollars. Everyone. I hope you put more effort into researching your porn suggestions than money.

I also know that the exchange rate is something like 27 Kajillion:1. Which explains why you can spend "thousands per month" at the local kennel for your, um... talent.

I think you're going to need a drill and a funnel to get that through his head, man.

I'm not even counting the bags I put over their heads, either, so relax. I go for high end compostable ones. Not cheap, guys. Not cheap. My girls are worth it. My sites are worth it, too.

Address please.

Unlike you, Jimbo, I was hoping to see some women.

Jessica Drew...Carey

Point to El G. Try again, Slim Joke Jim. Fatten up your humour, please.

Leaving your pal Brian to rot in jail is no joke, BI. Especially when you're always upbraiding the rest of us for not sending him anything.

Least you could do is smuggle him in a Penthouse or something.

Penthouse. Did you just fucking say Penthouse???
Sir, you are disqualified from any and all suggestions regarding pornography if that is what you enjoy for your adult literature. I'm sure the jail has enough toilet paper already.

Penthouse. Hope you enjoy J.G. Ballard's article on Sexual Fantasy, Machines, and Men on Mars. Sounds right up your alley.

I figure bringing him pics of your skanks might drive the guy to suicide. Makes me reach for the mind bleach.

come on Brandon, even you can't defend this one. good lord, she is hideous. there are literally 500 girls in the business, and THAT'S the one you pick? you act like you have no choice in who you book, when YOU are the one doing the booking. lol