two things i like to read: church signs and walls of bathroom stalls.

with church signs, i often wonder how they come up with the stuff they be writing on there. you know how, if you drive into different areas of the country and listen to the same types of radio stations, you'll hear the same bumps and station id type deals? i wonder if there's like a book you can order that contains all kind of witty and thought-provoking slogans to put on your church sign, because some of these are just too good to be all thought up by the crew at this one church on my way to the rescue. in particular, at this church, they seem to very much like putting up aggressive messages that are fairly confrontational with you as you drive past. stuff like, "god wants your obedience, not your questions." maybe it's just me, but if a snickers commercial talked to me that way, i'd be all like, "fuck you, snickers."

and bathroom stalls speak for themselves. (literally! ) earlier in the year i saw one that was like a ron paul extravaganza, with heartfelt (for a toilet) testimonials about how he was going to save the country and whatnot. then, in the middle of all the positivity, (paulsitivity) someone took a black sharpie and wrote, large and careful, "ron paul is a nigger." nuff said.