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Chilledstoli and I have never been together. As fine as she is, I'm not into chicks enough to go there. I am sometimes (extremely rarely. I think I got all my bi-curious proclivities out on film), but it's more of a mental domination thing. Homegirl here is my equal. I couldn't get with Holly either as sexy as she is. They're in the friend category.



Gia is the kind of girl I marry, not screw.
As far as my desires go...I like peen, preferably Irish, Jewish, English and French. I like long, romantic walks on the beach. I like it when gay men fondle my tits on our shopping sprees. It makes me hot when a prosperous man swaddles me in Oscar de la Renta. I like a guy who'll lick me and leave without any obligation.
I once dry humped my college professor on a bar stool after we shared 10 shots of tequila. That's about as perverse as I'll tell.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.