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#341306 - 07/14/08 12:52 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Registered: 07/09/08
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that post is useless without pictures to prove the greatness of said tits.




I'm not showing any of your wankers my tits because no one's done shit to deserve it...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.
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#341307 - 07/14/08 01:31 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Ok fine, you win. Just post a picture of your fire crotch instead.
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#341308 - 07/14/08 03:01 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.





Ok <Breathe Breathe Burglar> Thats the stuff that has all the snow on it's Silver/Black funky ass Label right?? And it comes in a thing that is supposed to be a box but ends up feeling like someone's cold sweaty sock because of all the snow? I love that shit.
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#341309 - 07/14/08 04:53 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Registered: 07/09/08
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Quote:

...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.





Ok <Breathe Breathe Burglar> Thats the stuff that has all the snow on it's Silver/Black funky ass Label right?? And it comes in a thing that is supposed to be a box but ends up feeling like someone's cold sweaty sock because of all the snow? I love that shit.




You are correct. If you're ever in NYC, I can tell you the only place I get it.
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#341310 - 07/14/08 04:55 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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I AM in NYC. Please tell me.

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#341311 - 07/14/08 05:08 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Thank you sweetie but my sister in law is visiting her folks until July 27. when she returns she wil have lots of treats for me.

I share though...where can I send a (cum)shot glass with the shit your way? I wont go, I will send my slave/Best friend jamal.
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#341312 - 07/14/08 05:21 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Registered: 10/21/05
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...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.






Is Ruski Standard the same as Russian Standard, Russia's number one premium vodka (according to the ads)?

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#341313 - 07/14/08 05:24 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Yes it's the same thing. The only place I can find RS is on Brighton Beach Ave, near where my babushka used to live. Like the 300 block.
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#341314 - 07/14/08 05:27 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
Da Burglar Offline
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Is Ruski Standard the same as Russian Standard, Russia's number one premium vodka (according to the ads)?




Da

but you must be careful because there are many counterfeiters out there. Hang out with hot russian chicks more it helps the radar.
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#341315 - 07/14/08 05:32 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Weird...it's pretty easy to get over here. They've just recently done a massive ad campaign/brand launch for it.

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#341316 - 07/14/08 05:33 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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The only place I can find RS is on Brighton Beach Ave, near where my babushka used to live. Like the 300 block.





Uh-oh. That's Panzer territory. Still might be worth the risk.

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#341317 - 07/14/08 05:36 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
LOL. So worth it. Russian Vodka Room on W 52nd used to have it, but no longer...
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#341318 - 07/14/08 05:39 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
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You don't know Panzer...
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#341319 - 07/14/08 05:41 PM Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Weird...it's pretty easy to get over here. They've just recently done a massive ad campaign/brand launch for it.




9 to 1 it is fake, made in some poor chick's bathroom by a boy friend who just wants to open his version of CHEERS. Russian people work harder than anyone.
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