It rained here all fucking day. I have a fridge full of beer and dead cow that I didnt get to use up 'cuz nothing kills a 4th BBQ worse than a Rain-soaked day. I could have cleared out all the wheelchairs and shit from my garage and stuffed 50 people and my rolling grille in there but I am claustrophobic. Grilling in one's garage is so White Trash King of the hill anyway.

Burg's 5 kinds of beers in his fridge, to cover all tastes and bladder functions:

Coors Light, for those who must be able to read Newsprint thru their glass of beer and who are Pissmops fans. I only drink Coors light when I have a kidney stone and am out of Morphine.

Heineken -- For all the Pepe Le Pew fans out there who come to my BBQs.

Sam Adams Brewmaster Special -- Decent stuff, not too cheap, goes well with Steak or Pork Chops. Not a good beer to get drunk on though, if you end up barfing it looks like Hot fudge.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale -- I like this stuff. It's tasty, full of Alcohol yet doesnt turn anyone into mean drunks who start throwing potato salad when they realize you have run out of Sierra Nevada and only have Coors light left.

Eye of the HAwk Mendocino Ale -- I am running out of it here in Connecticut, I will need to send for more. But shipping costs have skyrocketed and I am looking at, if I get another 15 cases like last time, each Ale costing me like 17 bucks a bottle. And I get the ale for free, that's all jet fuel and insurance costs for shipping. Fucking Dick Cheney and his pacemaker.