So what's the deal? Do you guys do anything special? Do you feel extra-patriotic on the Fourth? I think this song embodies your fair land best:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4

I get drunk and abuse people I don't love. Just like any other day.

I'm also going to lobby that the term "checks and balances" be renamed "chicks and phallises"(sp?) in honor of the free speach that JM Productions allows us.

Maybe a mod could merge this thread here> Link

bottle rockets. lots and lots of bottle rockets. oh, and beer too. lots and lots of beer. roman candles and hot dogs are in the mix as well.

Happy 4th... I'm gonna celebrate by fucking an American Girl.

Slobo, I saw that other tune but did not see the remix. Nice! Lance, you are a good Canuck;always thinking of other first...

I'm barbequing and boozing it up at my friend's new house he bought from some guy who had to forclose. I love capitalism.

I got out a flag that flew over the Arizona Territorial capital. John McCain gave it to me when I was in 8th grade. My Dad brought over the Navy Jack he got when he was occupying Japan in 1946.

Been grilling and boozing since about 9:00 this morning. Started with steak, eggs and bloodies.

Put up one of these





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Been threatening to rain hard for the last hour or so. Wish it would hurry up and be done with it.

I hit three parties today and the song of the summer seems to be this...
Sippin whiskey out the bottle, not thinkin bout tomorrow, singin Sweet Home Alabama all summer long...

Its a panty dropper for those of you who may have game.

I still hope for the day Kid Rock-Mania reaches Portland in an ironic way.

I'll probably be in my 60's...

Heh Gunker..

That songs a Zevon/Skynard/Seger ripoff to the fullest extent. Whores love it... "we were trying different things, and we were smokin funny things"..


All summer long.

Amazing how he rhymes 'things' with 'things'. Genius...

Click the link Tatty, I fucken dare you to get through the first few verses. Things with things is his power rhyme.

Still.. drunken whores love it. You doubt me now, but you'll see.

Sippin Whiskey out the bottle, not thinking bout tomorrow... just makes me wanna do shots till I pass out with a fishin rod in my hand.
It's been my ringtone for 2 weeks now... Northern Michigan is Canada as far as I'm concerned anyway.

It rained here all fucking day. I have a fridge full of beer and dead cow that I didnt get to use up 'cuz nothing kills a 4th BBQ worse than a Rain-soaked day. I could have cleared out all the wheelchairs and shit from my garage and stuffed 50 people and my rolling grille in there but I am claustrophobic. Grilling in one's garage is so White Trash King of the hill anyway.

Burg's 5 kinds of beers in his fridge, to cover all tastes and bladder functions:

Coors Light, for those who must be able to read Newsprint thru their glass of beer and who are Pissmops fans. I only drink Coors light when I have a kidney stone and am out of Morphine.

Heineken -- For all the Pepe Le Pew fans out there who come to my BBQs.

Sam Adams Brewmaster Special -- Decent stuff, not too cheap, goes well with Steak or Pork Chops. Not a good beer to get drunk on though, if you end up barfing it looks like Hot fudge.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale -- I like this stuff. It's tasty, full of Alcohol yet doesnt turn anyone into mean drunks who start throwing potato salad when they realize you have run out of Sierra Nevada and only have Coors light left.

Eye of the HAwk Mendocino Ale -- I am running out of it here in Connecticut, I will need to send for more. But shipping costs have skyrocketed and I am looking at, if I get another 15 cases like last time, each Ale costing me like 17 bucks a bottle. And I get the ale for free, that's all jet fuel and insurance costs for shipping. Fucking Dick Cheney and his pacemaker.