Brandon Iron in his younger days. He thought that he bought all of the old films. Brandon used to pose in a posing strap in old black and white gay magazines.

I wish I had his hair and I wish you'd fly your true flag.

Brandon you know that you were the star of Humping Iron with Sylvester Stallone. Red Light District is planning to release the DVD.

Here is one movie that I was in, Rimmel. It is most definitely not distributed by Red Light.

Brandon that is fake cum. You have to inject your cock with a needle just to get hard, everyone knows the truth. Why not just admit it. YOU ARE GAY. As you are well aware, Humping Brandon was supposed to be introduced as evidence in the Anthony Pellicano trial but you gave a few blow jobs and they backed off. Red Light has a copy of the tape and it will be released.

Brandon and his husband.

Since Brandon is a homosexual he can sit for hours in Barney's tirelessly trying on dozens of pairs of shoes, and when he finds the one he wants, why, he's ready to wear those shoes out to a homosexual club and dance all night. What vim!

And that's another thing: Even after partying all night, a homosexual like Brandon must have to work a lot in order to earn enough money for his active lifestyle. After all, meals at the trendiest restaurants in town don't grow on trees. So he makes porn and works hard to afford all these things. His busy mind is always whirring, whirring, whirring.

And do you know what he does after shooting porn? To the gym! He pumps iron, hence the name Brandon Iron, and plays racquetball like he was tying his shoes. It's nothing to him. Or he goes jogging in a park and takes his dogs with him. And as he does these things he effortlessly carries on the most sparkling conversations filled with witty bon mots and juicy innuendo. That physical activity frees up his mind and gives him ideas for his next DVD.
Imagine being able to run six miles a day and make indelible contributions to the arts and letters of our country. Phew! I get tired just thinking about it!

Here is photo of Brandon in his younger days when he just turned 18.

Smartt, this was actually funny years ago when you first played this card. It was really funny when you shopped him fucking himself:

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Now it's just tired. Sorry.

^^^Exactly. There's plenty of current shit to bash Brandon with.

Don't let them bother you, Brandon. To quote Donny Long, they are "jellus haterz". Plus, I have to wonder how much pleasure Rommel got out of looking through hours of gay porn to find those pics. Makes for a good excuse, eh?

Keep in mind that these guys only wish they could fuck all the hotties that you do. You probably get more pussy in a week than the posters here get in a year (except me of course, I'm rolling in da' honnies). And Gia - she probably has all the pussy she wants.

I'm sure he gets the same amount of pleasure, looking through those sites, as you do watching two grown mens peni rub together.

I concur, SwallowMyChildren is a fucking fanboi homo.

Yeah, that guy is a real duck-lovin' homo. Actually, I live on a lake and right now there are 3 sets of ducklings that I feed everyday. Cute little buggers.

Can you please post pictures of the sweet little baby ducks?

Hawks ate all of our ducks.

I'll try to take some this afternoon. It's hard because if the mother duck sees me, she runs away (like most women do). They come into my yard to eat the corn I throw out everyday so I'll have to be stealthy and take the pics without being seen.

Even cuter than the ducks, tho, are the moorhens. I'm sure being from Florida you know what those birds look like (small black chickens) and their chicks are little black fuzz-covered balls with red on their heads. Too freakin' cute. They are much friendlier - I can get the mom hens to take bread out of my hand.

I love living on my little lake in Florida - the wildlife is so cool and I can kayak every day.

Didn't Ceara post pictures of DuckRape once? I seem to recall something of this nature.


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WOW! I've been learning a lot about ducks today. And by "learning" I mean watching them have sex on youtube. Turns out they're pretty fucked up birds! check out this mallard gang rape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEMKlDs_K0

Bitch was in the wrong neighborhood!

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Wow - I've been watching ducks for years now but I never saw them do anything like that. Those boys looked like they were auditioning for an Anabolic shoot.

We do have these 3 mallard males that hang around together and terrorize all the female ducks. These dudes roll up, quacking like crazy, and run off every other duck in the yard. Then they stand around with their beaks in the air and quack at each other like "hells yeah, we own this shit".

Duck is delicious, I may smoke one this weekend, but I'll have to look up a good rub recipe first.

stop meltdowns with Brandon Irons, they are no funny anymore ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ!!!

That's why I'm derailing it with pictures of sweet, soft, fuzzy baby ducks.

Zen that picture is funny but I so hope it's fake.

And that new girl looks like Gia Paloma.

^^^^^yup (about Gia Paloma)