This girl, while certainly not ugly, just oozes that sense of insecurity, where she questions in her mind "Am I beautiful? No wait, am I sexy? Do guys want to fuck me within 30 seconds of seeing me?" No doubt being in vegas, surrounded by totally hot, slutty blondes, she feels inadequate. Tough shit, say I. Life isnt fair, play the cards you have...dont take the easy way out by posing for playboy or doing porn, unless you want the bullshit that comes with it...

And her jersey should say "Jugs" instead...she needs some.