About a decade ago there was a commercial that ran on TV like this. A football player is in the locker room showing off his new team-logo tattoo to the other guys. Coach walks by and player shows him the tattoo. Coach casually says "Congratulations, you've been traded to Miami" and walks off.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock