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#340928 - 07/01/08 01:59 PM
Re: Stay Classy, Gia!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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and who the fuck are you? Ah that's right, nobody.
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#340929 - 07/01/08 02:09 PM
Re: Stay Classy, Gia!
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That's the poster formerly known as SpongeBub...
Meh, I guess that's the same thing.
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#340930 - 07/01/08 02:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/07/07
Posts: 357
Loc: Washington DC
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I love Gia's work. I love jerking off to Gia's work. In fact, i think ill go jerk off to it now! 
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#340931 - 07/01/08 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Thanks, Sponge! That scene was my idea. I liked the idea of being a store manniquin brought to life while being objectified and defiled. Jim Powers added the beginning dance part. He wanted me to dance 60s go-go style, like really cartoony. My fave part is the end where I turn back into a manniquin and I'm as still as a stone yet the residual cum is dripping from my mouth.
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#340932 - 07/01/08 04:48 PM
Re: Stay Classy, Gia!
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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g-ggg-ggg--ggg G-UNNNNIT!
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#340934 - 07/01/08 05:12 PM
Re: Stay Classy, Gia!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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To make this scene totally raunchy and depraved and degrading, it should have been made clear that you were a Mannequin for JC Penny or Marshall's. Since it's you, my first thought is The Nord, or Saks in South coast plaza. Too upscale. If the setting is JC penney, I would be tempted top watch/splooge. I want my filth to be filthy thru and thru, right down to the socio-economic/Good taste-bad taste esoteric details. Even the sock I jizz in to this scene must be something one would get on sale at K-mart.
In fact, tell me you were a K-mart Mannequin in this scnee Gia and I will honor you by having my next takeout Ho enact a Weird Science-esque scenario of a Mannequin Brought to life by some perv who Whacks off to her while she is still supposedly a MAnnequin. Kinda like when Blood hits a dormant vampire and she springs to life to REAQLLY suck. or a prince kisses something inanimate and that thing turns into the Cum-gobbler of his upscale dreams.
Ironic I wouldnt be caught dead shopping in K-mart, but I would soooo have sex in one with the right ho in the right circumstances. Kudos to Gia for firing my burnt out fantasy index inside my brain.
The should have had a "Clearance sale" tag stuck to your awesome ass.
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#340937 - 07/01/08 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Perhaps he dissolves them in his anus.
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#340938 - 07/01/08 05:37 PM
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Spongey hates anal. He doesn't like most porn, for that matter. Kinda reminds me of this guy who used to write in to the Daily News years and years ago. He'd be going off on some morality rant, and in each letter he'd throw in the same line:
And what about Donald and Daisy Duck? Cavorting without pants...
I miss that crazy bastard.
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#340939 - 07/01/08 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Those are usually the people working glory holes at Interstate rest stops.
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#340940 - 07/01/08 06:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Does it burn when you jack off with Rolaids?
Not a Family Guy fan, Gia?
Now excuse me - I must get to my shift at the interstate truck stop. Those dicks won't suck themselves.
Edited by SwallowMyChildren (07/01/08 06:09 PM)
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#340941 - 07/01/08 06:22 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Spongey seems likes the type of guy that can normally be found eating bloody condoms out of homeless guys backsides.
But the Family Guy rip struck a nerve...
Any resemblance?
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#340942 - 07/01/08 06:28 PM
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Registered: 05/18/08
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I see a strong resemblance.
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#340943 - 07/01/08 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Thanks, Sponge! That scene was my idea. I liked the idea of being a store manniquin brought to life while being objectified and defiled. Jim Powers added the beginning dance part. He wanted me to dance 60s go-go style, like really cartoony. My fave part is the end where I turn back into a manniquin and I'm as still as a stone yet the residual cum is dripping from my mouth.
Wow that sounds pretty good G. I think I may want to purchase that, even though I really really DONT like to watch you performing, you make it sound so good, but I will probably put it on then regret it. I know Im lame, but at least Im honest, and that is how I feel about seeing you perform now that you no longer do and we've spoken on an internet friend level (maybe a bit more even though its still thru the net). I just cant.... 
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#340945 - 07/01/08 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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See, that's my problem as well. I'm so in love with Gia (and I'm sure she loves me back) that I just cannot stand to see her with a dick in her ass and pussy. And when they shoot cum all over her face - it just breaks my heart. It should be ME shooting that cum on her! She sent me a PM once - that does mean she loves me, right?
I personally think you are a total jerk off instead of jerking off. 
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#340946 - 07/01/08 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What girl wouldn't fall in love in with an effeminate douche bag that is afraid of a woman's ass?
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#340948 - 07/01/08 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#340950 - 07/01/08 08:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Huh? That's from Family Guy? Sorry I didn't get the reference, but I don't watch much tv.
Well, then clearly you must be an intellectual because only dumbasses watch TV. Did you spout soliloquies whilst being soldomized by parolees?
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#340951 - 07/01/08 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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^^^There's nothing wrong with watching tv. I just prefer to waste my time on the internet.
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#340952 - 07/01/08 08:33 PM
Re: Stay Classy, Gia!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Gia = class while spongebub = crass.
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#340953 - 07/01/08 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Gia = class while spongebub = crass.
He's a huge scumbag. 
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#340954 - 07/02/08 01:03 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Has anyone ever done a hardcore parody of 'Mannequin'? I think that could be quite cool. 1) Ancient Egypt scene...the Kim Catrall character catches her arranged husband-to-be boffing some other chick (that she totally hates), yet will still be forced to marry him...ergo she jumps through time and space, and takes a couple of her comely handmaidens/servants with her. 2) A late night security guard gets it on with a mannequin come to life. 3) An overnight cleaner gets it on with a mannequin come to life 4) In our token interracial scene, the guy playing uber-fag 'Hollywood' reveals he is actually straight and has had to pretend to be gay to get a job '...ever since Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. He gets it on with a mannequin come to life. 5) After many near misses, the lead characters get it on (The Kim Catrall one and the one played by that guy who was in a lot of 80's movies but I can't be bothered to look up his name right now). You could throw in a girl/girl scene or two to pad it out a bit, and have the mannequins in different departments to guarantee a good range of sexy outfits (lingerie, swimwear, sportswear, etc) and locations/props. It's got AVN Award wrote all over it. Beat that Will Ryder! Now, back to the Gia.. 
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#340955 - 07/02/08 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Mannequin was the shiznit! Call me totally gay, but I liked that movie.
5) Andrew McCarthy. He was also in Pretty In Pink. I will kill anyone who talks smack about Pretty In Pink.
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#340956 - 07/02/08 04:23 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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She sent me a PM once - that does mean she loves me, right?
Gia used to PM me all the time when my avatar was a pic of her cum-slathered face. When I changed my avatar, she kicked me to the curb. Whores can be so cruel.
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#340961 - 07/02/08 12:38 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Gina sent me a cute and reassuring PM in which she declared her "lurve" for me. I will show my appreciation by using her image as my avatar for the 4th of July weekend. What better way not only to honor Gina Jergens, but also to celebrate our nation's independence from tyranny?
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#340964 - 07/03/08 01:39 PM
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Sadly, I doubt that Gia has profit participation going with that vid.
Try looking for it VOD on www.giajordan.com first. I think she gets some $$$ if you download it there.
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#340965 - 07/03/08 01:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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Mannequin was the shiznit! Call me totally gay, but I liked that movie.
5) Andrew McCarthy. He was also in Pretty In Pink. I will kill anyone who talks smack about Pretty In Pink.
But he was also in "Weekend at Bernie's" and "Weekend at Bernie's II" both of which could easily be porn remakes with Ron Jeremy or Randy West as Bernie.
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#340968 - 07/03/08 05:31 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
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I think John Dough would be perfect for the part. Certainly some casting director could rope him into it. Get it? Rope?
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#340970 - 07/04/08 09:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#340971 - 07/04/08 10:31 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Hope that some of these days Marc Wallice joins the Jon Dough/Alex Jordan rope club. Actually, Marc Wallice deserves the rope, but I have always been saddened that Alex Jordan checked out, as she was definitely fuckable, and I wish that she were still alive. 
Yes, that was incredibly selfish of her to kill herself and deprive you of the opportunity to jerk off to her future degradation. That inconsiderate bitch!
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#340973 - 07/04/08 04:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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He's gay and hates women.
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