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5) Andrew McCarthy. He was also in Pretty In Pink. I will kill anyone who talks smack about Pretty In Pink.

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Psychedelic Furs were underrated too. I liked the movie except I think John Cusack should have played Ducky instead of Jon "Boo hoo weep weep" cryer. Andrew Dice Clay should have Been Molly's booze hound of a father too, and at somepoint in the flick provide her with fatherly advice: "if you go with the Rich Guy, let him fuck you ten times in the vag and demand he not wear a condom. If you go with the guy with the Finger-in-the-lightsocket hair, just blow him...then swallow, and demand his lunch money for your services. Ooooooh!"


I talked about it before, how I actually submitted a piece to the "H" lampoon back in 1990-1991 called "New Jack Breakfast Billionaire Boyz In Da Hood in a Pink House With Sixteen Candles in The window Club", where ally sheedy, Ione Skye and Molly are talking about prom dresses outside Ione's house that is being seized by the IRS cuz her father didnt bother with Taxes so his daughter could go to Oxford, when all of a sudden Ice-T and Apollo Creed roll by and Yell "Aint nobody be takin' no bitches to no motherfuckin prom" and riddle all three closet sluts with 9mm Bullets and a bag full of dog turdson their lilly white blouses.