Has anyone ever done a hardcore parody of 'Mannequin'? I think that could be quite cool.

1) Ancient Egypt scene...the Kim Catrall character catches her arranged husband-to-be boffing some other chick (that she totally hates), yet will still be forced to marry him...ergo she jumps through time and space, and takes a couple of her comely handmaidens/servants with her.

2) A late night security guard gets it on with a mannequin come to life.

3) An overnight cleaner gets it on with a mannequin come to life

4) In our token interracial scene, the guy playing uber-fag 'Hollywood' reveals he is actually straight and has had to pretend to be gay to get a job '...ever since Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. He gets it on with a mannequin come to life.

5) After many near misses, the lead characters get it on (The Kim Catrall one and the one played by that guy who was in a lot of 80's movies but I can't be bothered to look up his name right now).

You could throw in a girl/girl scene or two to pad it out a bit, and have the mannequins in different departments to guarantee a good range of sexy outfits (lingerie, swimwear, sportswear, etc) and locations/props. It's got AVN Award wrote all over it.

Beat that Will Ryder!

Now, back to the Gia..