I'll never understand why it's a put-down to say a porn producer pays talent to perform on camera. Do you poke your booger-stained finger in the faces of people at a restaurant and mock them for paying for their food? I mean, they are so stupid, right? Why pay for food when you can grow your own? You can even stay at home and cook. What a bunch of suckers.

Dude, I run a business. I love what I do. I am more than happy to compensate women for their time and energy. I get to write off all talent expenses and any other business-related expenses. That flight to Budapest? Writeoff. Train ride to Prague? Writeoff. Artwork, printing, authoring, replicating bills? Writeoffs. Best of all, I get to keep whatever's left over!

Nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job but I love being self-employed. It takes money to make money, they say. I don't steal from people. I don't fuck people over. And -- yes -- I pay women to swallow cum. So do most other producers. Explain why that's a bad thing....