I died a little, too, to have an AVN Hall of Famer/XRCO Hall of Famer/Hot D'Or Hall of Famer working her magic on me. I'm pretty sure there's an entry in 1,001 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE that says "Get head from Amber Lynn."

Note to self: spend a little extra on a pro once in a while. The results are well worth it.