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#340586 - 06/30/08 04:42 PM
Amber Lynn
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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#340589 - 06/30/08 04:51 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i think i saw her on 'monster quest' last week. or was it 'history's mysteries'? can't remember.
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#340590 - 06/30/08 05:12 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Is Brandon's website going to become the porn equivalent of VH1's The Surreal Life? When is chewed-up whore Ginger Lynn scheduled? Perhaps Cara Lott or Melanie Moore will make an appearance soon.
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#340592 - 06/30/08 05:51 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 04/24/08
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Loc: Virginia
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Ah yes, Dickman and Throbbin with John Holmes and Tom Byron. That was a priceless scene.
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#340595 - 06/30/08 07:00 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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did the dick go numb as soon as she put her lips on it?
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#340596 - 06/30/08 07:16 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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#340597 - 06/30/08 07:54 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Brandon can you get Ginger Lynn?
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#340598 - 06/30/08 07:57 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#340599 - 06/30/08 08:00 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
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Brandon can you get Ginger Lynn?
I have asked but I don't think she's interested.
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#340600 - 06/30/08 08:07 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Fucking Master
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i think that jiffy lube doctor got a hold of this one.
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#340601 - 07/01/08 08:49 AM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 12/28/07
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As long as I didn't have to see her face, I think I would hit it. Her body looks nice enough. Her face is hideous and the teeth in her lower jaw are scary. I can see the attraction Mr. Irons has for her. Just not her face, please. Kingfish, Melanie Moore = very 
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#340603 - 07/01/08 10:20 AM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 01/08/08
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I saw this thread title and thought to myself "There should be some sort of tradition, like when teams retire the number of a famous player, for the all time greats. How dare some skank start using the name Amber Lynn!" Then I opened the thread and died a little inside.
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#340611 - 07/01/08 03:55 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Your a brave man Mr Irons, I would have run away scared
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#340613 - 07/01/08 05:51 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Zen, many men wore parachute pants and Members Only jackets and did other unexplainable things at that time, so jerking off to those whores can be blamed on living in the 80s.
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#340614 - 07/01/08 06:20 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/01/08
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Loc: Cape Cod, MA
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Wow...she's like a vague shadow of her former self. Stay out of the sun kiddies, that leather skin should scare ya straight.
I actually remember renting that movie: Some Kind of Woman.
I was a huge Ginger Lynn fan 20 yrs ago.
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#340615 - 07/01/08 06:34 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Your a brave man Mr Irons, I would have run away scared
That's why you need to grow a pair and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.
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#340616 - 07/01/08 06:43 PM
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Apparently lil mans memory matches his stature. fixed qoutation Quote:
That's why you need to grow a pair, write a check, and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.
You pay for it.. 
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#340617 - 07/01/08 07:30 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
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I'll never understand why it's a put-down to say a porn producer pays talent to perform on camera. Do you poke your booger-stained finger in the faces of people at a restaurant and mock them for paying for their food? I mean, they are so stupid, right? Why pay for food when you can grow your own? You can even stay at home and cook. What a bunch of suckers. Dude, I run a business. I love what I do. I am more than happy to compensate women for their time and energy. I get to write off all talent expenses and any other business-related expenses. That flight to Budapest? Writeoff. Train ride to Prague? Writeoff. Artwork, printing, authoring, replicating bills? Writeoffs. Best of all, I get to keep whatever's left over! Nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job but I love being self-employed. It takes money to make money, they say. I don't steal from people. I don't fuck people over. And -- yes -- I pay women to swallow cum. So do most other producers. Explain why that's a bad thing.... 
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#340619 - 07/01/08 07:33 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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#340620 - 07/01/08 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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cocaine is a helluva drug!
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#340621 - 07/01/08 08:02 PM
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I'll never understand why it's a put-down to say a porn producer pays talent to perform on camera. Do you poke your booger-stained finger in the faces of people at a restaurant and mock them for paying for their food? I mean, they are so stupid, right? Why pay for food when you can grow your own? You can even stay at home and cook. What a bunch of suckers.
Dude, I run a business. I love what I do. I am more than happy to compensate women for their time and energy. I get to write off all talent expenses and any other business-related expenses. That flight to Budapest? Writeoff. Train ride to Prague? Writeoff. Artwork, printing, authoring, replicating bills? Writeoffs. Best of all, I get to keep whatever's left over!
Nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job but I love being self-employed. It takes money to make money, they say. I don't steal from people. I don't fuck people over. And -- yes -- I pay women to swallow cum. So do most other producers. Explain why that's a bad thing....
Nice meltdown, Marcia. lol
Must be something about the summertime. Thats at least 6 meltdowns in 4 weeks.
You fucken idiot.. read your above manifesto and then scroll back. You quite simply forgot who you were and what you did. You tried to come off as the guy that didn't pay. lol
Never get comfortable with your false self in my presence, tool. You're not a business man, you're not intelligent. You're a stunt cock and one of the rules of porn is you won't be heard. You will however be abused and by posting here you appear to know your role.
Keep on keepin on lil guy.
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#340622 - 07/01/08 08:07 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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cocaine is a helluva drug!
44 nope I dont believe it, at least heroin preserves you and you dont ever look your age if you take care of yourself, but that must be cocaine or meth that did that to her.
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#340624 - 07/01/08 08:23 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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To me, your girlish "lol" looks eerily similar to the view Amber Lynn had of my cock right before it entered her mouth.
And just how would you be familiar with the POV of a person with a cock entering their mouth?
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#340626 - 07/01/08 08:33 PM
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Brandon... don't even try. You replied to the user "wannacorndog" .. Quote:
That's why you need to grow a pair and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.
So corndog would need to grow a pair to pay for it? Thats your arguement?. And I never said it was a put down minimeat, more like business as usual for you.
The only thing eery about our exchange, snowball, is the load of self inflicted punishment your buried under.
ell-o-ell.
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#340628 - 07/01/08 08:52 PM
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A spelling lame.. thats what you have?
How bout you suck a steaming hot log outta my ass Bi.
How would that be hmmm?
Don't answer, just swallow, talent.
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#340629 - 07/01/08 09:03 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Listen, you Donny Long spelling wannabe, I'm not interested in rimming you or any other sick fantasies you have. The thread is about Amber Lynn. AMBER LYNN. Got it?
In summation, Amber Lynn is an award-winning performer who gives amazing head. I am lucky enough to have experienced it first hand. Some photos are shared. It's all about Amber.
This has nothing to do with your scat fantasies. Try the Ira Isaacs trial or jack off to his wikipedia page. Keep your one hand on your computer and click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Isaacs
Sorry if you don't like my arguement.
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#340630 - 07/01/08 09:22 PM
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lol...
well done shitchugger.
Have a good one Bi.
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#340634 - 07/01/08 11:47 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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How about less posts about bullshit and a few more of Amber with a dick in her mouth or spooge in it?
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