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#340586 - 06/30/08 04:42 PM Amber Lynn
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Amber Lynn: An industry icon. She's the biggest boss that I've seen thus far.








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#340587 - 06/30/08 04:45 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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she's got the face of rachel zoe and the body of that gymdyke from bravo. DEAR GOD BRANDON!
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#340588 - 06/30/08 04:48 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I've been a fan of hers for years so it was a pleasure to get to work with her. She's one of the greats.

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#340589 - 06/30/08 04:51 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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i think i saw her on 'monster quest' last week. or was it 'history's mysteries'? can't remember.
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#340590 - 06/30/08 05:12 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Is Brandon's website going to become the porn equivalent of VH1's The Surreal Life? When is chewed-up whore Ginger Lynn scheduled? Perhaps Cara Lott or Melanie Moore will make an appearance soon.
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#340591 - 06/30/08 05:18 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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The only surreal thing is for me to be getting a blowjob from someone like Amber. I watched her in Dickman and Throbbin back in the day and I appreciate that she agreed to work for me.

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#340592 - 06/30/08 05:51 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Ah yes, Dickman and Throbbin with John Holmes and Tom Byron. That was a priceless scene.
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#340593 - 06/30/08 06:18 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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good fucking god.



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#340594 - 06/30/08 06:22 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Ah yes, Dickman and Throbbin with John Holmes and Tom Byron. That was a priceless scene.




We had that in My dorm room, all of our floor would watch it before heading to Boston University to get laid.

Still, the fact that this woman is still doing this, with brandon is not sad...it's hillarious.

I saw Amber at Club Paradise in Vegas circa 1996 and again 1998. She is the vic of Plastic STURGERIE and a coke habit that has defied the medical textbooks regarding cocaine toxicity and long term effects. Snort her hair, see what I mean.
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#340595 - 06/30/08 07:00 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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did the dick go numb as soon as she put her lips on it?

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#340596 - 06/30/08 07:16 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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she's got the face of rachel zoe and the body of that gymdyke from bravo. DEAR GODBRANDON!




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#340597 - 06/30/08 07:54 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Brandon can you get Ginger Lynn?

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#340598 - 06/30/08 07:57 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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5 out of 5, your most skankerific choice to date. Just when it looks like you've scraped the bottom of the barrel you begin to dig under your fingernails.

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#340599 - 06/30/08 08:00 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Brandon can you get Ginger Lynn?




I have asked but I don't think she's interested.

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#340600 - 06/30/08 08:07 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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i think that jiffy lube doctor got a hold of this one.
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#340601 - 07/01/08 08:49 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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As long as I didn't have to see her face, I think I would hit it. Her body looks nice enough. Her face is hideous and the teeth in her lower jaw are scary.

I can see the attraction Mr. Irons has for her. Just not her face, please.

Kingfish, Melanie Moore = very
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#340602 - 07/01/08 10:12 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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i am truly jealous brandon. thats fucking awesome. kudos to you my friend.
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#340603 - 07/01/08 10:20 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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I saw this thread title and thought to myself "There should be some sort of tradition, like when teams retire the number of a famous player, for the all time greats. How dare some skank start using the name Amber Lynn!" Then I opened the thread and died a little inside.
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#340604 - 07/01/08 11:16 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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I died a little, too, to have an AVN Hall of Famer/XRCO Hall of Famer/Hot D'Or Hall of Famer working her magic on me. I'm pretty sure there's an entry in 1,001 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE that says "Get head from Amber Lynn."

Note to self: spend a little extra on a pro once in a while. The results are well worth it.

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#340605 - 07/01/08 12:01 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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From $25 to $30.
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#340606 - 07/01/08 12:14 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Yes, Khan. I think that is what the book costs.

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#340607 - 07/01/08 12:36 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Brando, you big pimpin now.
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#340608 - 07/01/08 01:22 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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At least until the next outbreak.

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#340609 - 07/01/08 01:30 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Good job, Brandon. She's a legend to be sure and these wankers ought to show her some respect. Sure, she looks like a used up cougar now but I still see here from back in the 80's, when she was all that and a bag of chips. I always loved her scenes with Buck Adams especially. One thing I have to know: did you fuck here in the scene and if so, was a rubber involved?

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#340610 - 07/01/08 01:40 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Ah, memories...



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#340611 - 07/01/08 03:55 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Your a brave man Mr Irons, I would have run away scared
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#340612 - 07/01/08 05:14 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I remember jerking off to these whore in the 80s but I look at the pics now and have no idea why.
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#340613 - 07/01/08 05:51 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Zen, many men wore parachute pants and Members Only jackets and did other unexplainable things at that time, so jerking off to those whores can be blamed on living in the 80s.
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#340614 - 07/01/08 06:20 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Wow...she's like a vague shadow of her former self. Stay out of the sun kiddies, that leather skin should scare ya straight.

I actually remember renting that movie: Some Kind of Woman.

I was a huge Ginger Lynn fan 20 yrs ago.


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#340615 - 07/01/08 06:34 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Your a brave man Mr Irons, I would have run away scared




That's why you need to grow a pair and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.

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#340616 - 07/01/08 06:43 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Apparently lil mans memory matches his stature.

fixed qoutation
Quote:

That's why you need to grow a pair, write a check, and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.




You pay for it..
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#340617 - 07/01/08 07:30 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I'll never understand why it's a put-down to say a porn producer pays talent to perform on camera. Do you poke your booger-stained finger in the faces of people at a restaurant and mock them for paying for their food? I mean, they are so stupid, right? Why pay for food when you can grow your own? You can even stay at home and cook. What a bunch of suckers.

Dude, I run a business. I love what I do. I am more than happy to compensate women for their time and energy. I get to write off all talent expenses and any other business-related expenses. That flight to Budapest? Writeoff. Train ride to Prague? Writeoff. Artwork, printing, authoring, replicating bills? Writeoffs. Best of all, I get to keep whatever's left over!

Nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job but I love being self-employed. It takes money to make money, they say. I don't steal from people. I don't fuck people over. And -- yes -- I pay women to swallow cum. So do most other producers. Explain why that's a bad thing....

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#340618 - 07/01/08 07:32 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I think she has an excellent body for a 60 year old woman.

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#340619 - 07/01/08 07:33 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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She's a hot 44 year old.

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#340620 - 07/01/08 07:35 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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cocaine is a helluva drug!

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#340621 - 07/01/08 08:02 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I'll never understand why it's a put-down to say a porn producer pays talent to perform on camera. Do you poke your booger-stained finger in the faces of people at a restaurant and mock them for paying for their food? I mean, they are so stupid, right? Why pay for food when you can grow your own? You can even stay at home and cook. What a bunch of suckers.

Dude, I run a business. I love what I do. I am more than happy to compensate women for their time and energy. I get to write off all talent expenses and any other business-related expenses. That flight to Budapest? Writeoff. Train ride to Prague? Writeoff. Artwork, printing, authoring, replicating bills? Writeoffs. Best of all, I get to keep whatever's left over!

Nothing wrong with having a 9-to-5 job but I love being self-employed. It takes money to make money, they say. I don't steal from people. I don't fuck people over. And -- yes -- I pay women to swallow cum. So do most other producers. Explain why that's a bad thing....




Nice meltdown, Marcia. lol
Must be something about the summertime. Thats at least 6 meltdowns in 4 weeks.


You fucken idiot.. read your above manifesto and then scroll back. You quite simply forgot who you were and what you did. You tried to come off as the guy that didn't pay. lol

Never get comfortable with your false self in my presence, tool. You're not a business man, you're not intelligent. You're a stunt cock and one of the rules of porn is you won't be heard. You will however be abused and by posting here you appear to know your role.

Keep on keepin on lil guy.
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#340622 - 07/01/08 08:07 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

cocaine is a helluva drug!


44 nope I dont believe it, at least heroin preserves you and you dont ever look your age if you take care of yourself, but that must be cocaine or meth that did that to her.

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#340623 - 07/01/08 08:15 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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LouCypher: I still don't get you or your point. I never claim I don't pay talent. Nothing is for free in porn except content trades so I'm left still wondering why there's something inherently wrong with paying these women to swallow. I'm happy to do it and never deny it. It's a reality check, not a meltdown, you Brady Bunch buffoon.

To me, your girlish "lol" looks eerily similar to the view Amber Lynn had of my cock right before it entered her mouth. Just sayin'. It's the pot talking.

As I edit some site updates tonight I'll pray that someday you can go from lol to lmao to rotflmao. You need humor in your life, my friend.

One man gettin' some head. That's all. Nothing to get upset about.

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#340624 - 07/01/08 08:23 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:


To me, your girlish "lol" looks eerily similar to the view Amber Lynn had of my cock right before it entered her mouth.





And just how would you be familiar with the POV of a person with a cock entering their mouth?

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#340625 - 07/01/08 08:25 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I shot the latest scenes with a cock cam mounted on the woman's head. I was inspired after seeing amateurallure.com's sperm cam.

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#340626 - 07/01/08 08:33 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Brandon... don't even try. You replied to the user "wannacorndog" ..
Quote:

That's why you need to grow a pair and dive bomb your cock into their mouths.




So corndog would need to grow a pair to pay for it? Thats your arguement?. And I never said it was a put down minimeat, more like business as usual for you.

The only thing eery about our exchange, snowball, is the load of self inflicted punishment your buried under.
ell-o-ell.
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#340627 - 07/01/08 08:43 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Corndog is scared of Amber Lynn for reasons known only to him. Millions of men worldwide, fans especially, would welcome the opportunity to get fellated by Amber. He says he would run away. My advice to his problem is to grow a pair and stick his dick in her mouth.

So basically you are butting in on a conversation that has nothing to do with you. I have a lot of editing to do tonight, man. You have a lot of.....well, I'm sure you have something to do tonight. Please let it be sticking your nose in someone else's business.

P.S. It's spelled argument, not arguement. Let's get this back on track to Amber, please. I can see this chin-wagging going on all night.

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#340628 - 07/01/08 08:52 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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A spelling lame.. thats what you have?

How bout you suck a steaming hot log outta my ass Bi.
How would that be hmmm?

Don't answer, just swallow, talent.
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#340629 - 07/01/08 09:03 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Listen, you Donny Long spelling wannabe, I'm not interested in rimming you or any other sick fantasies you have. The thread is about Amber Lynn. AMBER LYNN. Got it?

In summation, Amber Lynn is an award-winning performer who gives amazing head. I am lucky enough to have experienced it first hand. Some photos are shared. It's all about Amber.

This has nothing to do with your scat fantasies. Try the Ira Isaacs trial or jack off to his wikipedia page. Keep your one hand on your computer and click here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Isaacs

Sorry if you don't like my arguement.

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#340630 - 07/01/08 09:22 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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lol...

well done shitchugger.
Have a good one Bi.
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#340631 - 07/01/08 10:16 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Zen, many men wore parachute pants and Members Only jackets and did other unexplainable things at that time, so jerking off to those whores can be blamed on living in the 80s.





I never wore parachute pants.
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#340632 - 07/01/08 10:30 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Quote:

Zen, many men wore parachute pants and Members Only jackets and did other unexplainable things at that time, so jerking off to those whores can be blamed on living in the 80s.





I never wore parachute pants.




I did. And I practiced breakdancing in my room to Siberian Nights. I was 11. :nerd confession:
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#340633 - 07/01/08 11:25 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Pity, Gia. Had you pursued your champagne wishes and caviar dreams, you could have become what many of your co-workers are: broke dancers.

I kid! I kid!

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#340634 - 07/01/08 11:47 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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How about less posts about bullshit and a few more of Amber with a dick in her mouth or spooge in it?
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#340635 - 07/02/08 12:00 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Will you accept this evil grin pic?


Sorry, no cum pics. I never stop shooting during the cumshot and swallow because I never like there to be even a hint that something was faked. Cum stills are not as important as the video. I enjoy the photos but I think more guys want to see continuously-shot video.


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#340636 - 07/02/08 05:52 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Ummm, what's up with her finger nails? Is that dirt/grime under her unpainted nails?


Also, she has Coke-induced High Blood pressure veins-a-poppin under her "four-on-the-floor"head. She is ready to do an American Bukkake, Brandon...share her with Jeff Mike Steward.

Also her pupils are pinned so she might be going Opiates :bananaspeedballs: Brandon, I think its commendable that you at least accept that some of us may like one whore and reject the next you present. I also personally think its cool you employ chicks with substance problems, I never turn away a whore if she is Jonesing, I am all for harm reduction and the fact that the Ho will just find a alternate, possibly dangerous or violent source for her drug money than moi.

I just wish you'd do some harm reduction of your own and try just splooging 50 times on on of the few true Hotties you get, instead of spreading the .... ummm, next.
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#340637 - 07/02/08 03:29 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I never liked her in the 80s. That said, I think she looks great for being so old and for the street cred alone I would fuck the shit out of her. She is a legend.

Nice job, Brandon.


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#340639 - 07/02/08 04:15 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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In fairness, he's hardly been the only one to mention... Him. Besides, I think some of the skanks he shills are far more offensive of our favorite studio CEO.

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#340641 - 07/02/08 05:00 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I don't know. But they both should have used Dr. Nick.

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#340642 - 07/03/08 12:44 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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hot legs !!

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#340643 - 07/03/08 10:00 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Ha ha. Look at that ragged fucking face. Buck looks more femal than she does these days.
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#340644 - 07/03/08 08:53 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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24 years porn experience = one amazing fucking blowjob.

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#340645 - 07/04/08 03:35 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Amber Lynn: An industry icon. She's the biggest boss that I've seen thus far.











I think she looks absolutely amazing! Her body is damn near perfect. She seems a little too thick to be a regular cocaine user to me. She has clearly defined muscles. I didnt start watching porn(not counting magazines) till the mid/late 90's so I really cant compare her to her 80s stuff, I'll just say this, if you saw a 44 year old woman at a pool in a bikini lookin like that, youd be damn impressed, but for some reason in pw context some of you dont find her attractive, its strange to me.
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#340646 - 07/04/08 02:48 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Dude, look at her teeth! Her botox-ed upper lip. I don't think she's capable of closing her mouth anymore. Her boby is ok, but her face is hideous.
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#340647 - 07/04/08 02:52 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I've been a fan of hers since 1985. People age. Of course people have their preferences but she gives 100% when she is sucking your dick and I respect that. She backs up what she advertises and I feel like I just returned from Pornstar Allstar Fantasy Camp. I respect anyone who sticks with this industry for a such a long time so good for her for being a talented artiste.

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#340648 - 07/04/08 04:05 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

I respect anyone who sticks with this industry for a such a long time so good for her for being broke with no other skills at her advanced age.




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#340649 - 07/04/08 04:14 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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So when exactly should a woman leave the industry? You seem to be an expert. I love the variety.

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#340650 - 07/04/08 04:16 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I'm no expert, but the poly-dent should have been your first clue.

Happy 4th, BI.

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#340651 - 07/04/08 04:34 PM Re: Amber Lynn
the unknown pervert Offline
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This thread needs numerous Amber Michaels, Savanna Sampson, and Vicki Vette photos to wash my eyeballs out with.
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#340652 - 07/04/08 04:55 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I could shoot any of those women and the same slaw-jawed yokels would pipe up about how old and wrinkly they are. Any woman who swallows is a-ok with me.

It's classic madonna-whore complex with some guys. You love the women but you love to hate them more.

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#340653 - 07/04/08 05:00 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bitch please, like you could afford to pay those whores their asking price.

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#340654 - 07/04/08 05:30 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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I've shot Amber Michaels in the past and she does BG only with her partner now. That's my understanding.

Savanna Sampson is exclusive with Vivid as far as I know.

I've worked with Vicki but have never hired her.

If I can afford to hire Amber Lynn, what makes you believe I cannot afford to hire any of those women if they would be available? Stay angry, my friend. It's cute.

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#340655 - 07/04/08 07:26 PM Re: Amber Lynn
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

This thread needs numerous Amber Michaels, Savanna Sampson, and Vicki Vette photos to wash my eyeballs out with.




Nowhere do I say that BI has to be the one that posts these photos, just that someone needs to. The previous Amber Lynn photos have the same effect on my eyeballs that trying to put in my contact lenses after slicing jalopenos without washing my hands does.
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#340657 - 07/04/08 08:33 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Not very original, pooperface. It's about the 20th time you've told the same joke. It's nice but it's -- uh -- getting a little bit boring.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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#340659 - 07/04/08 08:43 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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My friend, I having been crazy enough to keep at this game since I did a movie with Ashley Nicole back in 1991. You are neither a stick, nor a stone...and you certainly can't hurt me.

Take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask that manchild what he wants to be when he grows up.

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#340661 - 07/04/08 10:54 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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For the third time:



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#340662 - 07/04/08 10:59 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Quote:

My friend, I having been crazy enough to keep at this game since I did a movie with Ashley Nicole back in 1991. You are neither a stick, nor a stone...and you certainly can't hurt me.

Take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask that manchild what he wants to be when he grows up.




How kind of you Brandonna. Since I don't hunt down every celebrity I can find to collect photos with them in order to reassure myself, the manchild title remains securely in your possession.

Have a happy 4th of July, dwarf boy.




Blah blah blah. The depth of your adoration and cock worship is too thick for you to see, sir. You are in a mental pea soup and can only focus on the achiements of others. Oddly enough, those same achievements make you feel inadequate about your own failures. No one ever praised you. Not one teacher patted you on your head and told you that you were special. You spent your entire misplaced youth being invisible to authority figures so you seek to replace those cold people with new ones. The problem comes deep in your psyche when the schism is known subconsciously. It's called self-hatred. Get help and you, too, can feel good about yourself.

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#340663 - 07/04/08 11:06 PM Re: Amber Lynn
Gunker Offline
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Loc: Portland
Blah blah blah.

You are fucking the walking dead and imbibing them with impervious herpes!

It's like giving zombies citizenship!



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#340664 - 07/04/08 11:59 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Two words with "im" prefixes in the same sentence! I was immediately and immensely impressed!

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#340665 - 07/05/08 04:00 AM Re: Amber Lynn
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
You know that part in Escape from LA with Bruce Campbell as the "Surgeon General of Las Angeles" in his mansion with all the plastic surgery addicted freaks?

She wouldn't look out of place in that scene. No sfx make-up needed.
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#340667 - 07/05/08 07:08 AM Re: Amber Lynn
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Quote:

I've shot Amber Michaels in the past and she does BG only with her partner now. That's my understanding.

Savanna Sampson is exclusive with Vivid as far as I know.

I've worked with Vicki but have never hired her.

If I can afford to hire Amber Lynn, what makes you believe I cannot afford to hire any of those women if they would be available? Stay angry, my friend. It's cute.





because they charge porstar prices and you pay craigslist prices. as for the unfortunate ms. lynn, when was the last time she got work? you know you've hit the bottom of the porn toilet when you're working for brandon irons.

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#340669 - 07/15/08 12:15 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Brandon is not the only one using Amber Lynn.

First one

Second

And third
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#340670 - 07/15/08 05:31 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Amber Lynn is trash. She was just in a movie with Marc Wallice directing. Nuff said.



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#340671 - 07/15/08 06:57 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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#340672 - 07/15/08 08:10 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Quote:

Quote:





Amber Lynn is trash. She was just in a movie with Marc Wallice directing. Nuff said.







Darrah.. I'd like to blog a nice fast barking shit onto your face.. What would you say, in your journalistic repertoire, has prepared you for a "brown out".?.


HAW HAW





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#340673 - 07/16/08 10:24 AM Re: Amber Lynn
alfan Offline
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Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
Quote:

Amber Lynn: An industry icon. She's the biggest boss that I've seen thus far.











still I'd hit that!! I have seen her in person and she even after those face lifts...still has a smoking ass and body!!!

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#340674 - 07/16/08 03:20 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 05/18/08
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Why is her face so fucked up...plastic surgery gone wrong?

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#340675 - 07/16/08 03:57 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Plastic surgery gone on...and on...and on...and on.
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#340676 - 07/16/08 04:07 PM Re: Amber Lynn
alfan Offline
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Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
Quote:

Plastic surgery gone on...and on...and on...and on.




Some of these babes should just let the Plastic Surgery go and just go age natural. Why they blast their faces is beyond me.......but that body that Amber carries around is SMOKING!!!!!

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#340677 - 07/22/08 07:33 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Where is The Gangster of Herp these days?
Update lowlife!
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#340678 - 07/22/08 08:03 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Amber Lynn should have done much more porn back when she was young and cute.

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#340679 - 07/23/08 11:17 AM Re: Amber Lynn
JackHate Offline
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC


I see nothing wrong with hiring 80's porn legend Amber Lynn to do a sex scene in 2008.


In a related story, The NY Yankees announced that they signed their stud closer from the 1980s Rich Gossage to take over for current closer Mariano Rivera. In a statement issued by the Yankees front office "Rich Gossage was awesome in the 80s! Why wouldn't he be just as good now?"



What are you thinking, Brandon?


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#340680 - 07/24/08 11:03 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:

I've been a fan of hers for years so it was a pleasure to get to work with her. She's one of the greats.




Fuckin' A dude! Correction... she WAS one of the greats - back in like 1982 or so. What is she like 100 now? She must have been hiding out in Phoenix or something. Her face looks like a leather mask. Now I know you must be taking blue pills or something...


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#340681 - 07/25/08 09:40 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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She's so stretched she can't even close her mouth. In every pic her face is gaped wider than her ARP'd stink ditch.

That being said lil man is at the top of his game.
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#340682 - 07/25/08 11:20 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I think Ceramic God Product has every album by Stink Ditch....
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#340683 - 07/26/08 07:02 PM Re: Amber Lynn
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
...and Stink Ditch ripped off...



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#340684 - 07/27/08 08:25 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

Amber Lynn: An industry icon. She's the biggest boss that I've seen thus far.





I was jacking off to Gia's avatar as usual when I saw this pic....all wood lost. Geebus Krist that is one fucking used up ugly whore. She should just OD like most at that age and get it over with before she gets any scarier.

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#340685 - 07/27/08 11:39 AM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
Loc: between your legs
Quote:



I see nothing wrong with hiring 80's porn legend Amber Lynn to do a sex scene in 2008.


In a related story, The NY Yankees announced that they signed their stud closer from the 1980s Rich Gossage to take over for current closer Mariano Rivera. In a statement issued by the Yankees front office "Rich Gossage was awesome in the 80s! Why wouldn't he be just as good now?"



What are you thinking, Brandon?




She's a hot milf no questions Brandon. Jack was denied breast feeding from his mommy and is taking it out on every female.
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#340686 - 07/27/08 01:33 PM Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Jack.... is taking it out on every female.




FINALLY someone that understands me!
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