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#340514 - 06/30/08 08:58 AM face slapping favourites
czyngischan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 1
Welcome fellow perverts!
Following my constant search for brutal porn I would like to ask which whore gets the hardest face slapping?Any special, unforgettable scenes or movies?I know many of them, but I'm just curious what's your personal fav's list of face-slapped bitches

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#340515 - 06/30/08 09:21 AM Re: face slapping favourites
Sho'nuff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Allow me to make a predicition here...

You, dipping your toes into the cess-pool that is XPT with this so awesome a topic as your first ever, will end up as my favorite "face-slapped bitches" once everyone else gets ahold of you.
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#340516 - 06/30/08 12:24 PM Re: face slapping favourites
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Excellent first post, czy. Now, please stand with your feet wide apart so I can give you a proper cock punch.
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#340517 - 06/30/08 12:30 PM Re: face slapping favourites
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Welcome fellow perverts!




In this country, it's customary for the new guy to be welcomed by the others, not the other way around.


[eddiemurphy]Merry New Year!!![/eddiemurphy]

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#340518 - 06/30/08 01:07 PM Common Sense Guidelines...
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Common Sense Guidelines for Joining the Cesspool known as XPT

1) Lurk & Learn. Keep your pie-hole shut. (Recommended 3 months minimum)

2) Dip toes in first, don't just jump blindly into the cesspool. Make some innocuous responses to current posts. (Hint: Be non-confrontational, make simple observations or positive additions to the thread.

3) After you've been flamed, dissed, insulted, or just tolerated by the regulars with 5000+ posts (for maybe 6 months to a year), then you can consider starting your own thread.

4) Remember where you are. Nobody here truly hates anyone else here. (After all, you'd more then likely only be hating the make-believe virtual avatar of a manufactured personality who exists only on XPT. And what a big waste of your life that would be.) So don't take anything personally. OR maybe you should take it personally. It is much more entertaining that way.

This has been a Bad Habit Public Service Announcement.
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#340519 - 06/30/08 02:31 PM Re: face slapping favourites
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Well, I'll keep it nice (for now).

My favorite face-slapped bitch is He Who Does Not Exist Here.
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#340520 - 06/30/08 08:07 PM Re: face slapping favourites
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 925
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Thank you for making us feel welcome in our favorite site.

I'd pay to watch somebody slap the crap out of Taylor Rain.
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#340521 - 06/30/08 08:38 PM Re: face slapping favourites
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
annette schwarz gets a rough going over in "fuck slaves", good scene. she's a great whore with a great accent. BI gives her a pretty wicked smack.



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#340522 - 06/30/08 08:55 PM Re: face slapping favourites
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky

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#340523 - 06/30/08 08:57 PM Re: face slapping favourites
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#340524 - 07/01/08 12:32 AM Re: face slapping favourites
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Nicely captured, King.
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#340525 - 07/01/08 10:07 AM Re: face slapping favourites
KALLA Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 205
who gives a fuck that this guys 1st post was starting a new thread. I swear the faggotry some of you fucks display on here really shames xpt(if that was even possible).

anyway, isn't donkey punching the next logical step in evolution to slapping? so maybe you should be asking what is the hardest donkey punch ever filmed.
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#340526 - 07/01/08 07:24 PM Re: face slapping favourites
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Buy the Slap Happy series. Hailey (the forehead one) cant think of the last name she uses, mind went blank, she takes nice slaps from Coffee.

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#340527 - 07/03/08 12:05 AM Re: face slapping favourites
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Look up Gia Regency in Slap Happy. So-so on the hotness scale but jesus christ I was waiting for her to keel over unconscious with some of the backhands she took in that one...

Oh, and K1NG, how about a little warning next time dude? That was pretty much uncalled for.

Fenris
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#340528 - 07/03/08 01:01 AM Re: face slapping favourites
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Oh, and K1NG, how about a little warning next time dude? That was pretty much uncalled for.

Fenris




a warning for what?
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#340529 - 07/03/08 05:54 AM Re: face slapping favourites
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Christian takes it up the ass in another scene in the same movie. I really didn't need to see that...

Fenris
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#340530 - 07/03/08 07:45 PM Re: face slapping favourites
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
You really didn't need to see it but you felt the need to share it? Fair enough.

Fenris... theres this gender confused kid that posts here when I allow it, its name is papercut. You two seem to share some common issues. You should look him/her up. In pm of course.
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#340531 - 07/03/08 08:07 PM Re: face slapping favourites
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Buy the Slap Happy series. Hailey (the forehead one) cant think of the last name she uses, mind went blank, she takes nice slaps from Coffee.



The original Slap Happy when Brandon did it was awesome. There are a couple of chicks that are kind of amateurs and have the whole 'deer-in-headlights' thing going on.

MUCH hotter than watching a pro go through the motions...
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#340532 - 07/03/08 09:33 PM Re: face slapping favourites
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Christian takes it up the ass in another scene in the same movie. I really didn't need to see that...

Fenris




oh. I vod'd annette's scene alone and have no idea what the other scenes are. protip for the future: when the g in a b/g is walking around with a strap-on ff.
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#340533 - 07/03/08 10:02 PM Re: face slapping favourites
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Actually, I didn't bring it up, somebody asked. All I'm saying is a little warning beforehand that this movie included that scene woulda been nice.

But hey, since you like to play matchmaker, why don't you go find a nice shotgun and introduce a couple of shotgun shells into your brainpan. I'm sure you'll be very happy together. (Briefly.)

Fenris
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#340534 - 07/03/08 10:26 PM Re: face slapping favourites
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

oh. I vod'd annette's scene alone and have no idea what the other scenes are. protip for the future: when the g in a b/g is walking around with a strap-on ff.




Yeah, I started watching it because the girl is hot, started fast forwarding to get to the good part and the next thing I know Christian's taking it up the pooper. Urk. I wasn't sure if this was the porn version of a Rick-Roll or not.

Annete Schwanz is hooootttttt though. So trashy it's crazy. Thanks for pointing her out.

Fenris
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#340535 - 07/03/08 10:32 PM Re: face slapping favourites
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#340536 - 07/03/08 10:39 PM Re: face slapping favourites
Dr. Mordo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
Quote:

Quote:

Buy the Slap Happy series. Hailey (the forehead one) cant think of the last name she uses, mind went blank, she takes nice slaps from Coffee.



The original Slap Happy when Brandon did it was awesome. There are a couple of chicks that are kind of amateurs and have the whole 'deer-in-headlights' thing going on.

MUCH hotter than watching a pro go through the motions...




Wait, I'm confused, aren't we supposed to bag on BI at XPT?

The Slap Happy series with BI is a great place to start if you like seeing whores slapped around. Khan's Rough Sex series is also money if you can find them.
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#340537 - 07/04/08 12:00 AM Re: face slapping favourites
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I have traded a barb or two with Senor Irons. But his work speaks for itself . Those original Slap Happies(?) he did for that scumbag wop Zicari are fucking dope.They are quick and to-the-point. There are few series that can touch them. Credit where credit is due. I'm off to gamble now...
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#340538 - 07/04/08 08:54 AM Re: face slapping favourites
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
I'm with you on that TP. Nothing can touch the intensity and rawness of the four Brandon Slap Happy flicks.

Let me dig 'em out but I can recommend an awesome scene with Fawna (God I miss that girl) getting slapped around and Stacy Richardson getting skull fucked till she throws up.

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#340539 - 07/04/08 09:47 AM Re: face slapping favourites
IdahoArapaho Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/26/06
Posts: 50
Are the early Slap Happy films that Brandon directed still available for purchase or out of print? I checked with a couple of online stores I normally used and had no luck. If they're still available, I would appreciate someone pointing me in the right direction.

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