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#340381 - 06/29/08 05:29 PM
Hilarious stalker voicemail
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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I know this probably belongs to "A World Outside of Porn" thread, but I'm putting it in here since you can apply this to any of your favorite fanboi stalkers that we've encountered here on XPT. It's worth the 4 minutes, and it only gets better towards the end.
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#340382 - 06/29/08 05:45 PM
Re: Hilarious stalker voicemail
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Holly, you are extremely elegant. NOW CALL ME OR ELSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE THREATENED BY MY AWESOME PRESENCE. I'm a very direct, passionate man. IF YOU DON'T CALL ME BY 3:23pm, THAT MEANS YOU ARE VERY THREATENED BY ME AND ON MEDICATION BECAUSE AT LEAST 7 WOMEN APPROACH ME A DAY.
This has been circulating the internet all week, and I'm still laughing my ass off. I love how he accuses the 'Elegant Olga' of being passive aggressive. Isn't he the one being passive aggressive?
I once did a purchase order for a guy when I worked retail and he ended up calling me at the store to ask me on a date. I politely declined, saying I wasn't allowed to date the clientele (really, I just wasn't interested) then he called the next day to tell me that I am truly missing out and that I will die bitter and alone because I'm really not that attractive, but he saw the beauty in me because he's not a superficial person.
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#340383 - 06/29/08 06:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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I heard that clip on hotchickswithdouchebags.com which Gia had mentioned in an earlier post. Gia, you'll let us know when you submit photos to that site won't you?
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#340384 - 06/29/08 06:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't work for hotchickswithdouchebags, but some pics I've taken of other people have wound up on there. At least they could photo credit me and the original source...arggggh.
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#340386 - 06/29/08 07:46 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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I love how he accuses the 'Elegant Olga' of being passive aggressive. Isn't he the one being passive aggressive?
No, he is correct. From the YouTube description: "Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me."
Olga handed this guy *her* card and gave the guy instructions to call her. This is the aggressive part. Now she apparently is not returning his calls, avoiding him and (presumable) the task of telling him she is no longer interested. This is the passive behavior.
Defination of Passive-aggressive: "Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of aggression are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by stubbornness, sullenness, procrastination, or intentional inefficiency."
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=32501
I think the guy comes across as very arrogant and lacks tact, but I would guess he's just someone who is very blunt and doesn't want to waste time rather than a dangerous stalker. The term "stalker" is tossed around too loosely these days. A true stalker would never delete her numbers after two calls. He would become obsessed with her and try to contact her relentlessly, not move on at the first sign of disinterest.
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#340388 - 06/29/08 11:22 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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I love how he accuses the 'Elegant Olga' of being passive aggressive. Isn't he the one being passive aggressive?
No, he is correct. From the YouTube description: "Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me."
Olga handed this guy *her* card and gave the guy instructions to call her. This is the aggressive part. Now she apparently is not returning his calls, avoiding him and (presumable) the task of telling him she is no longer interested. This is the passive behavior.
Defination of Passive-aggressive: "Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of aggression are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by stubbornness, sullenness, procrastination, or intentional inefficiency."
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=32501
I think the guy comes across as very arrogant and lacks tact, but I would guess he's just someone who is very blunt and doesn't want to waste time rather than a dangerous stalker. The term "stalker" is tossed around too loosely these days. A true stalker would never delete her numbers after two calls. He would become obsessed with her and try to contact her relentlessly, not move on at the first sign of disinterest.
Who the hell would return that guy's phone call after he left that first message? "I get approached by women 6 to 7 times a day", "I'm around working on a movie script", "Your friends were very envious that I approached you". That guy proved he was a total fuckwad in the first minute and a half of that message (and BTW, messages-- especially first ones to a girl you just met-- should never be that long). Why does it not surprise me that you can empathize with this guy?
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#340392 - 06/30/08 05:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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Boo hoo hoo. That's life in the big city, pal.
Ever thought maybe he was SO obnoxious, she did it just to get rid of him and get back to being left alone with her friends?
That's totally illogical. I can't imagine trying to send a signal to a obnoxious stranger (that I just met on the street) that I wasn't interested by fishing out my business card and asking them to call me for a date.
She's just a passive-aggressive flake!
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#340396 - 07/02/08 08:07 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I realize most of you are fart welded to your computer chairs but you all really need to get out more.
Most likely this shit is a fake/total setup.
In the unlikely event that it isn't, girls at bars hand out numbers(sometimes fake)just to avoid an uncomfortable situation with shut in freaks like you. This guys a faggot for just taking the card and walking away.
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#340398 - 07/03/08 07:23 PM
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Thats a more than fair observation Snowman, but maybe she's not used to being overwhelmed by what we all could agree is an overly assertive freak. I mean if you're buying into this story then you have to admit this guy is a total whacko and placing him in a social situation where he may be drinking would only magnify his "freak factor". Theres no way I could blame that girl unless, like I said, it's Bravo Sierra.
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