Holly, you are extremely elegant. NOW CALL ME OR ELSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE THREATENED BY MY AWESOME PRESENCE. I'm a very direct, passionate man. IF YOU DON'T CALL ME BY 3:23pm, THAT MEANS YOU ARE VERY THREATENED BY ME AND ON MEDICATION BECAUSE AT LEAST 7 WOMEN APPROACH ME A DAY.

This has been circulating the internet all week, and I'm still laughing my ass off. I love how he accuses the 'Elegant Olga' of being passive aggressive. Isn't he the one being passive aggressive?

I once did a purchase order for a guy when I worked retail and he ended up calling me at the store to ask me on a date. I politely declined, saying I wasn't allowed to date the clientele (really, I just wasn't interested) then he called the next day to tell me that I am truly missing out and that I will die bitter and alone because I'm really not that attractive, but he saw the beauty in me because he's not a superficial person.