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Well, before my b-day, I'll be sure to wrestle a bear, shoot some guns, chew some tobacco, get some stuff from Home Depot, build a deck, listen to some Skynyrd, serve in Iraq and punch out a fag or two. Oh, and buy some pleated dockers.

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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?

OK there's my personals ad let's put it up on Craigslist and see what gold I come up with!