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#340212 - 06/28/08 11:42 PM
Am I a cougar already?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Loc: Outer Space
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I just got a message on myspace from some dumb-ass 24 year old guy who said: "Hey you're one sexy cougar. You should be my sugar momma!" When I argued that I was hardly a cougar yet, he responded: "Isn't 30 a cougar?"
First of all, I'm not 30 yet. Yes I know I'm 29, and I may be desperately hanging onto the last few months of my 20s with all I've got, but can you honestly call one a cougar at my age? I know in porn years, if I was a model, I would be considered over the hill. But in "real life", do I really deserve such a title? When I look in the mirror I don't see an older woman looking back at me. I know we see ourselves differently than others see us, so am I just kidding myself when I find that I'm offended by such a remark?
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#340214 - 06/28/08 11:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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I'm going to be 40 in October and the love of my life just turned 22 on Wednesday. Pay no mind to your age and enjoy yourself. Getting older can be scary at times(Hence my stupid AWOP thread).You're living in a crazy judgmental society/city/business. Let it go. You're beautiful, talented and sober.
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#340216 - 06/29/08 01:08 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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#340217 - 06/29/08 01:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Personally, I dont see it 
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Although I swore I heard Holly purr a couple times, but that could have just been my hearing aid. Besides Holly likes Dogs, she is a Dog person. Don't know if she is ever a Bitch ... 
Holly you need to put this in proper perspective. This is a good thing, that some 24 year old jerkimo is devoting time to you and your hottness. He probably shot 4 loads all over his surge protector under his computer as he typed you that message staring at your pictures. There are no doubt many many other men doing this too, thanks to your pictures here and elsewhere. So be happy, let him think you are a cougar....or a Fucking Giraffe or Platypus .... or whatever species gets him off. No more sincere compliment can be paid a woman than to have men splooge while looking at her picture.
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#340218 - 06/29/08 07:04 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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No more sincere compliment can be paid a woman than to have men splooge while looking at her picture.
Save for splooging on her in person, of course...
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#340219 - 06/29/08 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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40+ is cougar territory. Just goes to show how much porn the guy watches if he considers 28 a cougar. Only in porn, are the ages scaled back that young; i.e, look over 12 and you're a milf. He just outed himself on how much porn he jacks off to. HA!
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#340222 - 06/29/08 12:38 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no
you haveto be over forty to be a cougar
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#340223 - 06/29/08 12:58 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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Here's how you do it after 29... Next month I will be celebrating the 18th anniversary of my 29th birthday. Which is certainly more appropriate since my mind still thinks like it did when I was 18. 
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#340224 - 06/29/08 01:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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I'm 37 which I think is around the age a woman becomes a cougar. It starts around mid-30's so you have about 5 more years before you can be called a cougar.
However you are still a hot chick and we are still waiting for those topless pics.
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#340225 - 06/29/08 01:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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I turn 39 next week. Is there a male term for "cougar" or are guys just always considered perverts?
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#340226 - 06/29/08 02:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Cougars are probably in the 35-45 range, younger if they haven't taken care of their health and look beaten up.
Age 30-35:
Cougarettes ??
Cougs in waiting??
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#340227 - 06/29/08 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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FYI - I am into Kangaroos myself, the whole mommy Kanga carrying the Joey/babyroo around in her pouch until he is old enough to fuck other young Kangaroo's bestirs my MILF fetish.
When I was researching My Madison Ivy thread, I saw I wanna cum inside your Mom. So I looked up MILFs...Gia is in a Milf movie, somewhere. I know I saw it.
Holly, I can relate to the panic...I shall be 41 in September, and last year I was squirming 2 weeks out from my 40th, because, up until then, I could tell all the 20-something whores I entertained that I was "in my 30s" (and whilst whores lie, Burg Never lies to whores...mainly cuz, well I dont have to), but being in My 40s, I was afraid they would overlook my cuteness and instead see Kevin Spacey...pause to see who gets it. Shit I forgot to pause to see who will get my Kangaroo/Milf connection. Only Gia I suppose. Maybe Gigi.
FYI#2 I've never splooged to a Holly Pic...cuz actually I did lie a little in my previous post. There is actually ONE slightly higher compliment you can pay a woman. Fuck me if I am telling you perverts what that is.
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#340229 - 06/29/08 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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I think they have you as a Latina in some compilations out there. Soon the combinations will become more esoteric and you will appear in a Latina MILF compilation.
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#340230 - 06/29/08 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Latina is fine, but no way did I look milfy in 2003-2006 when I did porn. Or now really.
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#340231 - 06/29/08 08:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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The most accepted definition on Urban Dictionary isn't all that bad: "An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together." Example: That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more. 3726 thumbs up, 480 down http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougarSeeeeeeeeee a "cougar" can be "real hottie" with her "shit together" and gives young men a "sexual high." I don't think there's much chance you a "sad and bloated old horn-meister" Holly.
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#340232 - 06/29/08 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Cougars are probably in the 35-45 range, younger if they haven't taken care of their health and look beaten up.
Age 30-35:
Cougarettes ??
Cougs in waiting??
www.cougarrecruits.com 
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#340235 - 06/30/08 03:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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WHAT?!! I never did a single MILF movie in my life. That must be a comp from something originally non-milf.
Fuckin' duh... it may have been a comp, or not. Like sex in general, it's all in the mind and what people want to believe.... but fuck me if I am going back and looking for the specific title. I found it by accident, but go ahead and research it, you will find it I am sure. I saw many other YOUNG girls listed in MILF movies. Not surprising, porn is mostly bullshit anyway, why should this be different.
Hillarity snott and Leah Luv-no-good are MILFS technically...so is Sierra Sinn (a MILDF ..."Mom I, Like, Dont wanna FUCK") If Madison Ivy shit out a kid at age 16, she now qualifies....similarly, I am sure there are some near 40 women who never were fertilized cuz they are smart and always swallow, so they have no kids, who look convincingly like MILFs, but are not. You get the point.
In Holly's case, I am 100% sure, she loves her dogs, and her horse, probably even her house plants, like a mother because she has those qualities inside her. Ergo, in some warped yet well meaning perverts mind, when he whacks off thinking about her, it may involve a MILF angle.
Who gives a shit? A couple whores in the past have called me a "Father Figure" in their lives, even after I had them gobble, or play Scrabble in the nude, or tell me "Why?" they did what they did...how fucked up is that??? The only things in my life I ever took care of in a remotely parental manner were my Peruvian Goldfish, Bartholomew and Napoleon. Napoleon dominated BArtholomew until one day Bartholomew snapped and bludgeoned Napoleon to death with a twig that was part of the authentic environment of a pond in Peru I tried to provide my "Children"....I feel responsible but I still sleep at night. But I am an awesome Uncle in real life.
Next up: Burg predicts a NEWsexual "Fad/Fetish" that originates amongst 16-18 year old teen GIRLS.. D-DILDOs "Deadbeat Dads I, Like, Dont Ordinaily FUCK (But will for 200 bucks and some Pot)"
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#340236 - 06/30/08 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Burg wrote: Quote:
...I was afraid they would overlook my cuteness and instead see Kevin Spacey...pause to see who gets it.
That was a very appropiate reference, Mr. Burg. And a nice movie.
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FYI#2 I've never splooged to a Holly Pic...cuz actually I did lie a little in my previous post. There is actually ONE slightly higher compliment you can pay a woman. Fuck me if I am telling you perverts what that is.
I have an idea of what you mean. For me, it's a standard that is not discussed nor elaborated on.
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#340237 - 06/30/08 06:20 AM
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Anonymous
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Congrats, you're the new Darth!
Holly, kudos on a spectacular double owning (here and in the stalker thread.) But I think the title of "New Darth" belongs to our new, self-proclaimed insider, misterz.
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#340240 - 06/30/08 07:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I like kangaroos. 
I like turtles.
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#340241 - 06/30/08 07:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
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30-39 = MILF 40-49 = Cougar 49+ = GILF 
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#340242 - 06/30/08 09:42 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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I Yes I know I'm 29, and I may be desperately hanging onto the last few months of my 20s with all I've got, but can you honestly call one a cougar at my age?
When I turned 30, I went from twenty-nine to twenty-ten.
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#340243 - 06/30/08 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I must say it takes a certain kind of douchebag talent to take an originally offensive remark and turn it upside down into a whole new insult. Congrats, you're the new Darth!
Wioked backhand for matchpoint.
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#340245 - 06/30/08 01:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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Actually, Holly, I believe it was a typo and he was truly trying to pay you a compliment. See what a small difference can make:
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I don't think there's much chance you're a "sad and bloated old horn-meister" Holly.
FIXED
Yes you are correct Bad Habit, in fact, I thought I fixed that typo although it is not appearing now. Even so, it still is phrased in the negative, "I don't think ..." so I think the meaning should have been clear.
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#340246 - 06/30/08 01:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Either way, Holly is the one you should be apologizing to for your error.
I certainly wouldn't want to have a beautiful and intelligent woman mad at me. It's counter-productive on so many different levels.
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#340247 - 06/30/08 01:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hmmm. I like the female cat names to denote a sexy older woman (age unknown, but older than her male counterpart) -
tigress? (for some cat scratch fever)
lioness? (the reverse cowgirl will kiiiilllll yoouuuuu)
They are probably as appropriate as 'cougar' and scream "watch out! dangerous feline approaches"
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#340251 - 06/30/08 01:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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I did, see my post above... I guess I'm still jumpy from Darth's cruel blows to my ego. 
I appreciate that. Thank you. Sorry for any confusion on my part.
I do not engage in cruel or mean spirited unprovoked posts here or on my own forum.
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#340252 - 06/30/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Guys don't understand (generally, not ALL guys) that terms like MILF or cougar sound hot to them but are euphemisms for old to us. And cougar??? getting called a cougar when you're barely 30 is like seeing your life flash before your eyes for those of us who barely even look old enough to be MILFS yet.
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#340253 - 06/30/08 04:29 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^right, it's kind of like telling a sort-of recovering anorexic that she's 'looking healthier'. 
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#340254 - 06/30/08 06:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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The only thing you girls need to stay healthy are tongue baths and hot beef injections!
(sorry, the pervert broke free for a second)
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#340256 - 07/01/08 04:52 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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In no way is Holly even close to being a "cougar." A "cougar" is a woman who just hit her 40's, probably single (divorced or widowed), no kids, who's on the prowl for some much younger cock. As long as it's of age, a "cougar" will fuck it.
Holly those pics of you are breathtaking.
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#340257 - 07/01/08 10:34 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
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As everyone else has said.cougars are 40's and up. I did a cougar scene once for cougarsinheat.com..and they tried to age me with makeup since I'm only 34(the pic in my avatar is from that shoot). Oddly enough...I dont think I look older(I dont even look my age normally..I usually get mid 20's when people guess)and they are some of the most gorgeous pics of me!! I usually hate my own pics..but that photog was AMAZING!!
Holly..if I had to guess your age based on those pics I'd have said 22.Cougar??That guy must have been on crack
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#340259 - 07/01/08 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^right, it's kind of like telling a sort-of recovering anorexic that she's 'looking healthier'.
I once told a Seconal whore
AHHHHHHHHHHHH omfg haven't had those in years, they're very high on the best pills list.  
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#340260 - 07/01/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I hate seconal ... yet another drug you have to have the blood pressure cuff and pulse monitor, along with a hand mirror handy to see if she is still breathing, when "entertaining" hired, um, entertainers. Above referenced whore also fell asleep in the chicken pot pie I made...peas and carrots actually look hotter on a drugged out chick than creep splooge though so it wasnt a total disaster. Holly, I am very sorry about semi-hijacking your "Holly's Undisputed beauty"-meets-"Animal Planet" identity crisis thread into yet another drugged out whores discussion (but always go with your best pitch Grandma Burglar used to tell me.) But like I said it was much ado about nothing, you being a goddamn mountain lion or whatever the fuck....! Forgive me, I owe you more sausages, or something yellow. Do you have any tales of chicks passing out during a shoot 'cuz they popped too many whatever? please share.
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#340261 - 07/01/08 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hate seconal ... yet another drug you have to have the blood pressure cuff and pulse monitor, along with a hand mirror handy to see if she is still breathing
I totally agree, very very dangerous and if you hate them, mail em to me.
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