Guys don't understand (generally, not ALL guys) that terms like MILF or cougar sound hot to them but are euphemisms for old to us. And cougar??? getting called a cougar when you're barely 30 is like seeing your life flash before your eyes for those of us who barely even look old enough to be MILFS yet.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K