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WHAT?!! I never did a single MILF movie in my life. That must be a comp from something originally non-milf.



Fuckin' duh... it may have been a comp, or not. Like sex in general, it's all in the mind and what people want to believe.... but fuck me if I am going back and looking for the specific title. I found it by accident, but go ahead and research it, you will find it I am sure. I saw many other YOUNG girls listed in MILF movies. Not surprising, porn is mostly bullshit anyway, why should this be different.

Hillarity snott and Leah Luv-no-good are MILFS technically...so is Sierra Sinn (a MILDF ..."Mom I, Like, Dont wanna FUCK") If Madison Ivy shit out a kid at age 16, she now qualifies....similarly, I am sure there are some near 40 women who never were fertilized cuz they are smart and always swallow, so they have no kids, who look convincingly like MILFs, but are not. You get the point.

In Holly's case, I am 100% sure, she loves her dogs, and her horse, probably even her house plants, like a mother because she has those qualities inside her. Ergo, in some warped yet well meaning perverts mind, when he whacks off thinking about her, it may involve a MILF angle.

Who gives a shit? A couple whores in the past have called me a "Father Figure" in their lives, even after I had them gobble, or play Scrabble in the nude, or tell me "Why?" they did what they did...how fucked up is that??? The only things in my life I ever took care of in a remotely parental manner were my Peruvian Goldfish, Bartholomew and Napoleon. Napoleon dominated BArtholomew until one day Bartholomew snapped and bludgeoned Napoleon to death with a twig that was part of the authentic environment of a pond in Peru I tried to provide my "Children"....I feel responsible but I still sleep at night. But I am an awesome Uncle in real life.

Next up: Burg predicts a NEWsexual "Fad/Fetish" that originates amongst 16-18 year old teen GIRLS.. D-DILDOs "Deadbeat Dads I, Like, Dont Ordinaily FUCK (But will for 200 bucks and some Pot)"
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