Here's how you do it after 29...

Next month I will be celebrating the 18th anniversary of my 29th birthday.

Which is certainly more appropriate since my mind still thinks like it did when I was 18.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!