I'm a lil more than an hour away from Montreal.
I'd be more than happy to help you pull decent whores and all it would cost you is a bar tab. I realize that would be half your anal err I mean annual salary but think of the stories you could tell your adopted kids Bi.

You and Lou, in the big city. You lickin ass, me takin names. Of course I'd have to butch you up a little, I'd do all the talking while you tried to keep your face outta guys asses while I recruited your talent etc..

Pm me wingman..