You mean there's a picture of you with even less hair? And still smiling on the outside but crying inside because those are Jeff's toys, not your own? Must've missed it.

In all honesty: I give Brandon a ton of shit, but only to the extent that he leaves himself open to it. I actually like the guy. I really do. I mean, who else provides so many opportunities for comedy, whether intentioned or not?

I hope he never actually goes and puts that minimal amount of energy into finding decent whores. We'd have nothing to laugh about.