As an homage to the Williams sisters at Wimbeldon, I gave you this lob (to put it in tennis parlance):

"The fins symbolize an aging, balding clown....a comical figure to be laughed at by all who see him..."

You did not elevate the humour. You merely posted a rather handsome photo of me. Sir, you barely cleared the net when you could have smashed it with authority.

I think you have a broken funny bone. You will never, ever make it to Wimbeldon at this rate and the only fuzzy balls you'll be watching will be mine.