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#340142 - 06/28/08 11:25 PM
Jessie Alba
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#340143 - 06/28/08 11:37 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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How long before Jessica Alba sends her lawyers?
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#340147 - 06/29/08 05:19 AM
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Credit where and when credit's due.
This is a pretty looking girl with a nice body, Mr. Irons.
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#340148 - 06/29/08 09:24 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Very beautiful. APPROVED!
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#340149 - 06/29/08 09:31 AM
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BI scores, this one is a winner. Instead of shooting 50 loads on 50 different whores of dubious quality Brando, try shooting 50 loads on just this one. 
Co-Sign. Outstanding.
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#340150 - 06/29/08 11:26 AM
Re: Jessie Alba
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/07/07
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Loc: Washington DC
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Things i wanna see her do; 10+ man bukkake Dp Gag Fuck 
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<- Great Body, Fuck Yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!
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#340151 - 06/29/08 12:00 PM
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Registered: 03/07/06
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Wow, she's hot!!
When she starts working with real porn stars I'll be sure to check her out.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#340154 - 06/29/08 01:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
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She looks like she could be Courtney James' sister! Amazing (and cute as hell)!
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#340155 - 06/29/08 05:17 PM
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Thanks for the penis pic Brandon. :sarcasm: How many 1000's of these shots did you take before you said: "hey jessie do you want to get into these now?"
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#340162 - 07/01/08 11:03 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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This girl tried to molest me once in LA. True story.
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#340163 - 07/02/08 02:15 AM
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Registered: 10/04/06
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just a wild guess nigga but perhaps her working with Brandon got something to do with it.[/Guapo]
What? Nice fail at impersonating a white guy trying to be a black guy, jewcypher. Good one.
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#340165 - 07/02/08 08:38 AM
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#340167 - 07/02/08 09:31 AM
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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No.
Please don't.
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#340168 - 07/02/08 09:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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no problem. I'll just pm ivor.
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#340169 - 07/02/08 12:13 PM
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#340173 - 07/04/08 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Too skinny.
She has issues.
Now, she has the most recent strain of Canadian herpes.
And more issues, and a need for tissues.
I'm sad.
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#340175 - 07/04/08 10:58 PM
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Registered: 01/07/06
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I am both sad AND bitter.
However, I'm free from herpes, Canadaism and the need to lurk around the backset of the Jay Leno show in order to get candids of myself with frightened B-list celebrities...
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#340176 - 07/05/08 12:01 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Yet you are still not free from the ignorance that prevents you from knowing the definition and spelling of Canadianism.
With glowing hearts we see thee fail to rise
Your not strong and have ED
I'll stand on guard, right here, making sure all your craptacular posts stay contained here. You are a spectacular failure at shutting me down, Yankee Do-Little.
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#340177 - 07/05/08 08:57 AM
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I'm free from herpes, Canadaism and the need to lurk around the backset of the Jay Leno show in order to get candids of myself with frightened B-list celebrities...
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#340182 - 07/05/08 10:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
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what do the red hair fins symbolize?
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#340184 - 07/06/08 08:39 AM
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The fins symbolize an aging, balding clown....a comical figure to be laughed at by all who see him...
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...He laughs on the outside but is sad on the inside.
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#340185 - 07/06/08 11:27 AM
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I thought that same thing when I saw the picture. I loves me some CJ - that girl is awesome at taking the double-dick. Wonder why she is changing her name?
probably because she is still under contract to LA Direct for a year and trying to stay under his radar. lol
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#340186 - 07/06/08 11:39 AM
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Say what you like about Goldenrod. He's always got the good gossip.
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#340188 - 07/06/08 12:21 PM
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Dumpsters and trash cans have lids, raperface, not doorsteps.
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#340190 - 07/06/08 02:34 PM
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I once received a wheelchair in that shitty lime green. I sent it back to Tel Aviv with a note: Dr Mengele told me to never accept shit I didnt order if it wasnt correct. Some totally hot jewish chick was on my doorstep four days later with the statement: "I am here to drain your balls" I still hate Israel but I hope they are obliterated AFTER i die.
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#340192 - 07/06/08 03:07 PM
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You mean there's a picture of you with even less hair? And still smiling on the outside but crying inside because those are Jeff's toys, not your own? Must've missed it.
In all honesty: I give Brandon a ton of shit, but only to the extent that he leaves himself open to it. I actually like the guy. I really do. I mean, who else provides so many opportunities for comedy, whether intentioned or not?
I hope he never actually goes and puts that minimal amount of energy into finding decent whores. We'd have nothing to laugh about.
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#340193 - 07/06/08 03:57 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Agreed...
Bi is the shit, and so is his career.
Keep on keepin on bawlboy.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340195 - 07/06/08 05:52 PM
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I'm a lil more than an hour away from Montreal.
I'd be more than happy to help you pull decent whores and all it would cost you is a bar tab. I realize that would be half your anal err I mean annual salary but think of the stories you could tell your adopted kids Bi.
You and Lou, in the big city. You lickin ass, me takin names. Of course I'd have to butch you up a little, I'd do all the talking while you tried to keep your face outta guys asses while I recruited your talent etc..
Pm me wingman..
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#340196 - 07/06/08 06:07 PM
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3. Try to find personality-revealing things about the women, good or bad.
Now THIS might just be the best idea you've ever had. The comedic possibilities here are endless, especially if you stick to your current caliber of creatures.
I begin to think you're a businessman after all.
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#340197 - 07/06/08 06:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Guys, I'd like to stick around here and chin wag with you in your twisted little online menage a trois, but I'm having computer problems at the moment. My Toshiba Satellite PC must have some spyware or something. I know this because each time I go to www.adultdvdnow.com to check on the best-sellers for JM Productions, I get the same thing: 1 287 Pop Shots 2 American Bukkake Biggest Facials 3 Liquid Gold #9 4 Butt Licking Anal Whores 2 5 Liquid Gold #10 6 Liquid Gold #12 7 Irritable Bowel Syndrome 8 Tough Love #4 9 Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion 10 American Bukkake #27 How can I still be number one? HOW?????
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#340198 - 07/06/08 06:21 PM
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There ya go Bi.. now you have a niche. Maybe get some behind the scenes stuff with you shaving their backs?.
That might be funny huh?
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340199 - 07/06/08 06:22 PM
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Bi.. "Some people call me the space cowboy..."
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340200 - 07/06/08 06:23 PM
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There ya go Bi.. now you have a niche. Maybe get some behind the scenes stuff with you shaving their backs?.
That might be funny huh?
I think even funnier would be some insight into the horrible conditions that led these whores to their fateful encounter with the "Gangster of Herp" on that lonely strech of desert highway.
How did my life come to this...
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#340201 - 07/06/08 06:26 PM
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"Some call you the gangster of herp"
Fuck you Maurice.
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#340203 - 07/06/08 06:37 PM
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Nobody likes a cover band squeeky.
Unplug and vanish.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340204 - 07/06/08 06:40 PM
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Nah, Lou. Let him sing. I think he's starting to see the potential.
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#340206 - 07/06/08 06:45 PM
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No, no, no. Living with it is part of the comedy.
I'm quite serious about this, though. I see a lot of potential in such a line. Besides, it would justify Brandon's continued use of the skanks.
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