Gigi asks in the Big Wet Asses 13 thread, "How do these bitches arch like that? cannot. do. it. so gellus."

Same here, Gigi. Same here.

I can arch standing only. I hate when photographers would tell me to arch my back AND bend over. Sir, it's either one or the other.

I asked Belladonna once and she said it was always something she did. She contorted her body into weird gymnastic poses for fun when she was a little kid. I wish I started that young. All I ever did was make my own ballerina pointe shoes from socks, legos, and sponges and see how high I could stand in the kitchen. Wtf good did that do me? And I didn't even take ballet! I wish the ghost of porn star future would've whispered in my ear so I could've started preparing early.

???

I fried my first ant with a magnifying glass when I was 5...Did I become a modern day Commadante of a Auschwitz - in Croatia with chicks that look like Dakovic' body and Sharapova's face (hey, it's all SLAVIC) offering to blow me to keep the ovens going? - type facility, or poke whores with a Box cutter instead of my penis and keen wit? Noooooo...


You could have been that bitch who ruled Mattel Toys for a year that was totally hot and I wanted to splooge on her barbie pose back in 1995 or whatever. Jill-something-or-other.

Either that or you could rule Nordstrom and finally have some one put fucking urinal cakes in the goddamn pissers. The Zergnia air freshener doesnt cut thru 60 year old retired vet turds who's wife just discovered Elizabeth Taylor sold her name to a fragrance called "Passion".

it's funny that you mentioned belladonna, gia. i actually cried watching "the fashionistas" because she had That Arch during the torture scenes. like real tears. i can barely even do a decent standing arch. i have scoliosis, maybe that's why.

Gia in all seriousness...!

It seems like you have hittin the bottle pretty hard lately....????

My problem as a photographer is that I'm actually really flexible, and I can arch my back really well. So I'll show a model how to do a certain pose, and then I'll get frustrated when she can't do it because she doesn't bend the way I do. Some girls, like Mia and Ava, can arch and bend like nobody's business, but everyone is different, and I have to accept sometimes that certain girls can't pull off certain positions.

I was having a good day that day. I got lucky there.

DAMN!

How many 24 year olds out there want to splooge in her sneakers? Give Uncle burg a "Hell Yeah!!! *splooge*"

I don't know about ruining a very nice pair of sneakers, but that photo just makes me want to get some solid leverage with my hips, grab Holly's shoulders from behind, and see if we can arch that back just a little bit more.

[LukeFord]I don't remember that arch[/LukeFord]