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I wish the ghost of porn star future would've whispered in my ear so I could've started preparing early.



Unfortunately, I think the Ghost of Porn Star future was at that time serving 6 to 10 years for corrupting a minor and public indecency after being arrested in a schoolyard for whispering in other young girls' ears and telling them to arch their backs more.

Early talent identification for the porn industry is a risky proposition, even for ectoplasmic beings.