???

I fried my first ant with a magnifying glass when I was 5...Did I become a modern day Commadante of a Auschwitz - in Croatia with chicks that look like Dakovic' body and Sharapova's face (hey, it's all SLAVIC) offering to blow me to keep the ovens going? - type facility, or poke whores with a Box cutter instead of my penis and keen wit? Noooooo...


You could have been that bitch who ruled Mattel Toys for a year that was totally hot and I wanted to splooge on her barbie pose back in 1995 or whatever. Jill-something-or-other.

Either that or you could rule Nordstrom and finally have some one put fucking urinal cakes in the goddamn pissers. The Zergnia air freshener doesnt cut thru 60 year old retired vet turds who's wife just discovered Elizabeth Taylor sold her name to a fragrance called "Passion".