Powers latest release, Fuck Truck sounds like an obscene version of "Rhyme Time" with Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader on the Electric company. FUCK "Fuck Truck"....
You want to pique my interest and curiosities? Do something novel and challenging...like a dogsled in alaska that picks up horny homeless Eskimos with no igloo to fuck in because Al Gore won an Oscar, and have them all fuck The Alaskan Sisters and smoke crank...
No wait, how about getting a Jamaican Couple to fuck on a moving Bobsled. Then have them stop and have Tory Lane get on with a midget (not Mini Me) and have the midget stick his head up her Hula Hoop of a twat and look for her soul, which she doesnt have, and instead he emerges with 50 cents in rusty dimes and a ham sandwich. Then have it crash, with the midget surviving and performing cpr on Tory's Lifeless corpse. And then have Tory spring back to life...the film ends with Jeff Mike slowly rising onto the screen and saying in a creepy Patrick Macnee voice, "Whores Never Die except on the inside, they only Lie." I'll make popcorn for that.
How about "Scooter Fuck"? Get all these 63 year old fuckers from Ohio who cant pay their fucking mortgages anymore together and offer them CASH to fuck on a moving scooter. Someone will crash and electrocute themselves, that's worth a look.
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