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#340013 - 06/28/08 04:44 AM Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	First check out this oldie but goodie. I was a horny 13 year old when this song came out, and for some reason I thought the lead singer was hott, in a chunk early eighties unshaved pussy kinda way. Anyhow, after seeing and hearing this song, I was reminded of all the Obscene Lyric Parodies we used to do in the 80s....Like for instance, everyone knows the Billy Idol Mony Mony "Get laid Get Fucked" shout. Or the Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough --> JUST CANT GET IT UP"....."Walk Like an Egyptian ---> Walk with an Erection" etc etc.... Well the Quarterflash song becomes "I'm Gonna HArden My dick, You're gonna swallow my Cum...Gonna turn around and fuck you in the Bu-uh-uh-mmm" Wow I am a sick fuck _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340014 - 06/28/08 11:22 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Most of the girls from 80's rock make my dick hard, no obscene lyrics necessary. I saw Pat Benatar at a club called Peabody's in Virginia Beach about a week after "Hit me with Your Best Shot" started playing on the radio. I've hit the Canyon Club in Westlake, CA (where she lives now) a couple of times in the last few years to watch her perform. She's still incredibly strokable! I've also have fantasies about being dommed by Joan Jett. Lousy singer, I know, but a great stage presence. I still have a bandana she tossed to me from a concert in Charleston, SC in 83 _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#340015 - 06/28/08 01:25 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I always found Joan boner-inducing as well, as well as Siouxsie. Joan is a big fan of pussy, apparently... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#340016 - 06/28/08 06:09 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I already covered Joan. Here is siouxsie, I splooged t this a number of times until I found out Hillarity snott was a fan, then I went out and bought Valtrex Stock and put a rubber glove on me hand when I whacked off to Siouxsie sioux. Piss on them for me... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340017 - 06/28/08 10:38 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quarterflash was the last time a saxophone was used well in a rock song. David Sanborn on Letterman every Friday night in the mid-80s doesn't count. How about a porno interpretation of "Don't You Want Me Baby" by the Human League?
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#340018 - 06/29/08 03:35 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I posted in another thread about Muppets, Kermit and the Rainbow connection meaning Heroin. Here's proof: Fuck, I so wanted to fuck Debbie's mouth wayyyy before open mouth cumshots were all the rage. She's higher than a kite here, I wonder if Jim Henson had to score for her before she did this show? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340019 - 06/29/08 07:17 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Quarterflash was the last time a saxophone was used well in a rock song. David Sanborn on Letterman every Friday night in the mid-80s doesn't count. Did Quarterflash come before or after Foreigner put out Urgent with the Junior Walker sax solo? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#340020 - 06/29/08 09:24 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Burg, you should stick with Kim Wilde. She looks like Samantha Strong Or Patty Smyth/Scandal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKyHhuw1HA And "Urgent" came out a year later.
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#340021 - 07/01/08 07:06 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Dont know how I could forget this one...woke up this AM with this song blaring on the local 80's station. Martha was the original "MILF", and since she supposedly had 4 kids by the time she was 22, that means she was a horny immoral TEEN back before it was cool to be a horny immoral teen. I fucking love her lips. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6dFU-pN9zM&feature=related _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340022 - 07/01/08 05:48 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Burg, you jerked off to Martha Plimpton didn't ya dude?. Hey, whatever blows your hair back ya know. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340023 - 07/01/08 06:51 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Burg, you jerked off to Martha Plimpton didn't ya dude?. Hey, whatever blows your hair back ya know. Actually I posted in a thread about the movie 200 cigarettes and the Harvey Danger song that Martha Plimpton was the ugliest girl I ever considered strokeable. Plus, Martha Plimpton is more sploogeable than 96.7% of Brandon's whores. Admit it, you agree with me on that. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340024 - 07/01/08 07:07 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Martha Plimpton is more sploogeable than 96.7% of Brandon's whores. Dude, Martha Raye was more sploogeable than 96.7% of Brandon's whores. Attachments 326277-martharaye.jpg (3 downloads)
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#340025 - 07/01/08 07:36 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Burg, you jerked off to Martha Plimpton didn't ya dude?. Hey, whatever blows your hair back ya know. Actually I posted in a thread about the movie 200 cigarettes and the Harvey Danger song that Martha Plimpton was the ugliest girl I ever considered strokeable. Plus, Martha Plimpton is more sploogeable than 96.7% of Brandon's whores. Admit it, you agree with me on that. I'll acquiesce to said charges and I'd like to add that her old mans furrowed brow should accompany any and all BI posts. Well played Burg. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340026 - 07/06/08 06:07 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Jane Wiedlin had a better Voice than Belinda. Only one I really wanted to fuck was the drummer, she was the only sane, clean one. In This video, Belinda has been on a crash diet for 2 months, making up for all the Big Macs she used to have for breakfast after nights out doing blow. Belinda has droopy tits, and cant dance for shit either. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#340027 - 07/06/08 09:23 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Belinda was a freshman at my high school the year I graduated. I didn't know her until after the band became popular but then I was always attracted to Jane Wiedlin, the the lead guitarist, anyway. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#340028 - 07/06/08 12:43 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	^ Winona Ryder fan also. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#340029 - 07/06/08 01:46 PM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Isn't Jane Wiedlin a professional domme now? _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#340030 - 07/07/08 01:09 AM Re: Retro Music Obscene Lyrics parody
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: ^ Winona Ryder fan also. Can't say I'm a fan, but I certainly find her fuckable. The fact that she's wealthy and still a klepto makes her even hotter. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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