First check out this oldie but goodie. I was a horny 13 year old when this song came out, and for some reason I thought the lead singer was hott, in a chunk early eighties unshaved pussy kinda way.


Anyhow, after seeing and hearing this song, I was reminded of all the Obscene Lyric Parodies we used to do in the 80s....Like for instance, everyone knows the Billy Idol Mony Mony "Get laid Get Fucked" shout. Or the Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough --> JUST CANT GET IT UP"....."Walk Like an Egyptian ---> Walk with an Erection" etc etc....

Well the Quarterflash song becomes "I'm Gonna HArden My dick, You're gonna swallow my Cum...Gonna turn around and fuck you in the Bu-uh-uh-mmm"

Wow I am a sick fuck